Sunday, September 27, 2009

Going Dutch


Not sure what this site is about, could be hooligans - but they have a lovely Dutch banner

(Sorry, Dutch again). The greatest Dutch hobby (a cultural gene) is, to play themselves down and making fun of themselves. But when foreigners are doing this, the Dutch get cross (like everybody else).

This is a big difference with Denmark that I cannot explain. Both were great and powerful countries. Both their influence end territory were trimmed down by other forces in history. Denmark looks pretty self-confident; they have a law that states that the Danish flag always must hang higher then the accompanying flags. But we Dutch have some lovely stuff too;

Ademnood,
Doutzen Kroes,
Chriet Titulaar,
Dorus,
The Toppers, Euro Songfestival 2009, Moscow ,
Dappere Dodo,
Herman Brood,
Swiebertje,
Rudy Carell,
Jan Pieterszoon Sweelink,
Captain Bontekoe,
Desiderius Erasmus,
Hellentje van Capelle,
The Women Hockey Team,
Patricia Paay,
Ton Sijbrands,
Sylvia Kristell,
Pipo de Clown,
Henk Elsink,
K3,
Max Euwe,
Tante Jannie,
Bernard Haitink,
Guus Meeuwis,
Kabouter Kandelaar,
The Tielman Brothers,
Heintje Davids,
Gert en Hermien,
Jiskefet.
Okkie Trooi,
William the Silent,
Louis Davids,
Katja schuurman,
Ellen Vogel,
Andre Rieux,
Paling,
Hadjememaar,
Robert Jasper Grootveld,

When you give me five minutes more, I could triple this list. Maybe I should start an ADF blog (All Dutch Favorites).

And I just made our national hymn my standard ringtone. And I like our next queen, we had to get her from Argentina (tango country). Few countries have royalty. It gives you that extra spice on these special national days.

I almost forgot Rembrandt. Here is a multi part (tube) documentary from the BBC about Rembrandt. The BBC always delivers top quality. Also in Dutch the genes is to be proud and tickled by foreign compliments - I was in tears by this great documentary).

That is the same reason why we try to stay firmly in the USA asshole (keeping some Dutch troops in Afghanistan) or for the rumors of Dutch PM J.P.Balkenende going for Euro President; God Forbid. Ex UK PM T.Blair is a USA asshole sucker too (he’s my favorite) butt UK is not a part of Europe.

Don’t be misunderstood; there’s nothing wrong with USA ass-licking. But there must be some Euro Power in the ‘follow-throughs’ to agree, correct and support USA initiatives. That will be the job of the new German PM; Angelina Merkel is now one of the most powerful women in the world and also from but she I a Euro-Softy too. Who will clean up the mess in this world? Don’t get any superman/woman fantasies – nobody will. Russia and China deserve a separate blog.

I almost forgot Rembrandt; here is the BBC documentary;
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 1/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 2/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 3/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 4/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 5/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 6/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 7/8
Simon Schama’s Power of Art 8/8

This is a trailer from a recent prize winning Dutch movie. The Storm is a 2009 film about our 1953 Katrina. The south-west of the Netherlands is the Zeeland province. And that is something else than Holland. Zeeland and Holland were just two of the 7 founding provinces of the Netherlands. Just crossed my mind; preaching and teaching and is another Dutch gene. I’m just teaching you something about my low-lands. I’m not very good in preaching. Zeeland was flooded in a big storm in 1953. At last (sigh) we are doing some serious things with our history.

After being on top of the world in the Dutch Golden Age, the Dutch state/nation got into a crisis. The year 1672 is marked in Dutch history as the “Disaster-Year” in international political terms.

The (republican) regents Johan and Cornelius de Wit were lynched by the (royal) common people in The Hague. This story has some sleazy details, but that's for later. This Wiki article gives you a great story about a crucial period in 17th Century Dutch History.

Enjoy Dutch and Euro History, is has great stories

New


movie poster - click to enlarge

What's New Pussycat. The song says it all (by Tom Jones).

A year (or so) ago, the story went that Quentin Tarantino asked Britnery Spears to do a remake of this culty movie. It was all vehemently denied (then). But now new indications are around that QT is working on this remake. As always, we are looking very forward for the musics of choice from QT. The original Pussy is from [1965].

Enjoy

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Dragoon


Just some very big TYVM to all you Scots - you did some great WWII work here in Holland

I'm sure these guys are pissing their pants sometimes. Great guys. The bagpipe music too. The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards are highly respected, not only for their bagpipe music.

Here The Guards are playing Beethoven's Song of Joy, the Euro theme. This is as near as you can get to crazyness. I am a Beethoven fan. Amazing Grace was a John Lennon Song? Never mind. Here is a great bagpipe medley from The Guards.

Enjoy

Dany V.


Dany Verissimo [1982] started as Ally Mac Tyana

I made this an 'adult' blog because some a$$hole reported my Picasa pictures as 'offensive' (I'm still very pissed). So I better miss-use this uppertunity. Some great porn now.

It's not easy to make a classy porn blog. The Drums are still the best I have to offer and Traci Lords was of course the smart-bomb in the industry.

Dany Verissimo is French. She started her career as Ally Mac Tyana - as a porn starlet. And later she did some serious and fine acting in the Gradiva movie. The last one of famous French director Alain Robbe-Grillet. Of course she has a devine 5-something ft. young body, but it's her face and her smile that will bring you down on your knees.

You don't have to understand French (it has English subs) to appreciate this TV interview - it's about her B13 movie.

I had a reply on my first Dany blog, and I forgot to TY. This is another sexy shoot with DV.

Now, that is a lot of intro, just to post Dany, where she is knoeperhard in haar poepholletje gepakt. I'm sure my lil nephew is playing with his dick right now.

Enjoy

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Marloes



(Sorry, Dutch again). Marloes is the Super Sexy Strong Secretary and all the MultiLul Guys are Super Duper Marketing Assholes. A few great and kulty klips from the famous Dutch Jiskefet TV series. I rate them as one of their best. You have to do some effort to socialise with this firm; "MultiLul Creative Advertising and Consultancy Agengy, met Marloes".

MultiLul - Loeki 1/2
MultiLul - Loeki 2/2

MultiLul - Geit 1/3
MultiLul - Geit 2/3
MultiLul - Geit 3/3

MultiLul - Bertje 1/3
MultiLul - Bertje 2/3
MultiLul - Bertje 3/3

MultiLul - KluKluk 1/2
MultiLul - KluKluk 2/2

We gaan allemal lid worden van de KluKlukKlan.

The great thing about these clips is, that they refer in their text/quotes to other famous Dutch movies & Tv series.
They did a Paulus-De-Boskabouter episode, which is also hilarious Dutch Culture.

Jiskefet - Paulus De BosKabouter 1/2
Jiskefet - Paulus De BosKabouter 2/2

Enjoy

Dutch


Doutzen Kroes Nude

(Sorry, Dutch again). You must not get a wrong impression about Holland. We can be very sexy (at least we try). Doutzen Kroes is a Dutch Super Model from the province of Friesland. Modelling is hard work. And she does a lot of other voluntary work besides that; we love her for her non-celeb attitude star.
Early 2008 she comitted herself in making her native Fries language (NO, it's not a dialect) more sexy. I always wondered how she did that. Hey, she has some tubes too;
DK with Auntie S. Dutch TV, so cute
DK Interview on Dutch TV, also cute

Enjoy

Yo, Bro, Ho


Jan (left) and Yolanthe (right)

(Sorry, this is Dutch). I was pretty drunk yesterday, so I hesitated to post this blog. Yolanthe Cabeau van Casbergen is just voted as most sexy Dutch woman. It must be the silly name. I'm not sure what she does to earn a living, exept fooling around with famous Dutch singers and soccer players. Her new boyfriend plays with Inter, Sergio B. is from AC. That sounds much better than Volendam (near Amsterdam). She is now near the hall-of-shame. Jan Smit is here ex-boyfriend from Volendam (near Amsterdam). He does hard labour, touring and singing silly Dutch songs.

Here are just a few horror clips from the tube; a former mother-in-law talks dirty about Yolanthe (Gerda, vertel nu eens; wat is er precies gebeurt).
Gerda Smit doet een broekje open 1/3
Gerda Smit doet een broekje open 2/3
Gerda Smit doet een broekje open 3/3

Jeez, all so silly and stupid Dutch; small town suckers.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Tex


From Dusk Till Dawn - So Great Movie - directot is Robert (Hostel) Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, George Clooney and sexy Michelle Lewis - is slightly related to this TexMex video. This fDtD movie is a must-see for Tarantino fans. The George Cloony quote is so great "I have six little friends here; they all run faster than you"

I saw this docu-movie without touching the FF button. It made me feel silly in my belly - and that is a recommendation. The (1976) movie is about Tex-Mex people of several generations, their history, music and their border issues. It grabs you by the balls from the begining and it doesn't let loose. Who can make a connection between German-Polka and Tex-Mex music?

The movie comes in about 7x100MB. parts;
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.001
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.002
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.003
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.004
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.005
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.006
Chulas Fronteras (1976) by Les Blank.avi.007

Enjoy

Again


Godzilla, 1954-2054

Here we go again. This is plain poster-and-trailer stuff; it gives you enough impact without downloading and viewing the whole movie.
I make an exeption for the Godzilla series.
The first of the 30+ Godzilla movies was done in 1954 by the Japanese TOHO studios. The roots of the theme was in the Atom Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki where this creature was born.
I love these movies, because of their innovative and daring theme, Japan is still coping with the Atom Bomb (no wonder). Like Takashi Miike and many others, Japanese violence and sex movies have roots in the Atom Bomb. Shit, I need a real movie-critic here.

Some trailers from the tube. I'm sure you can find more G-stuff;
- Godzilla Trailer (1954)
- Godzilla vs. Mothra Trailer (1964)
- Godzilla Trailer (1974)
- Godzilla Critc (1984)
- Godzilla Critc (1994)
- Godzilla in Bagdad (2004)

Enjoy

Tatum


Art Tatum, 1909-1956, click to enlarge.

First, I was searching like frenzy for his music, because I only had a few tracks. Then I found eight big .flac albums. That is a bit too much to post (thank you very much poster). Here are just two normal .mp3 albums of Art Tatum;
- Art Tatum, Early Solo Tracks [1934 - 1937] 60MB.
- Art Tatum, This Album is called "1944" 30MB.

Enjoy

Sandra


Sandra Bullock, Click To Enlarge.

Just like that. No, it's not Tommy Cooper, it's Sandra Bullock. Just a movie that I stumbled upon with this incredible woman. This fan has some more cute movies on his blog. It's in my movie fav list.

Enjoy

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Movies


Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman[IMDB]

I had this urge to motivate my movie favorites on the right hand side of this page, because I got so many great content from these links. When you're looking for crazy movies, you should use the search facility on this blog or consult the fav links.
[1]
I put The Internet Archive first, because it has many and great 50+ yo. historical stuff (free of royalties). It looks like a serious .edu effort. I did a few posts from this link.
[2]
The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) is the-one-and-only best source for all movie information. It is really sports to collect the bottom-100 movies, because they are very seldom posted on the net.
[3]
There are a lot of Top-Movie-Quotes lists around. So great fun to have around. I'm sure you can Google them. You can also see/hear many of them on the tube (make my day).
Q: Wo is "we" sucker?
A: Smith and Wesson and Me
[4]
BadMovies.org has hilarious [funny] reviews about ... bad movies [text only]. I used these folks for the "Avocado" and "Clown" movies. You must read and laugh these entries.
[5]
I lost their URL some time ago, but this seems to be the archive link. Very many Horor Flix. The "2001 Maniacs" is really recommended; I've seen this movie without touching the FF button. And many more features on this free site.
[6]
This site is from a frantic Russian Movie Fan, into famous and culty and art-house movies. He has many downloadable movies from [RS] on his site. Strange Russan characters, but you can findout the [imdm] links. El Topo {The Mole) is a hypnotizing experience.
[7]
The amazing "foreign movie" site posts about 10+ downloadable movies per day. I cannot see their origin, but it's all non-Hollywood great and art-house stuff.
[8]
The "Surreal Movies" site looks very much like the previous, but you have to register [free]. They have Movie-Projects, like all the Gozilla movies. Many movies to download, reccomended.
[9]
I am into .torrents the last few weeks. PB is Swedisch and MN is Dutch. They are both under persistant legal attack of copyright organizations. These sites give you decent downloads of recent & popular movies, not the culty stuff that I am looking for.

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I know, this blog is not very well martketed, 40.000 visitors is not very much, but it's OK for me. If you movie freaks have this 50 Ft. Woman around [in RapidShare format], that would be so very nice.

Try the Godzilla movie and you know what I mean.

Or the 50 Ft. Woman movie from the tube - B&W movie - the climax is in the last few parts;
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part1 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part2 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part3 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part4 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part5 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part6 from the tube
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman - part7 from the tube

Enjoy

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sings


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(sorry, Dutch again) maybe I did this song before; famous and iconic Dutch children's song. Childrens's musics are a highly appreciated genre, here in the Netherlands. Annie M.G. Scmidt is our heroin (Dikkertje Dap). I am in love with DDD.
This is an earlier song, also very great;
Speeltuin - The Song
Speeltuin - Tube One
Speeltuin - Tube Two

Af en toe gaan pa en moe
Met ons naar de speeltuin toe
Dat is voor ons kinderen het fijnste wat bestaat
't Is een eind bij ons vandaan
Daarom gaat de karavaan
's Morgens al op weg, dan zijn wij er niet zo laat

refrain:
Heeft mama een goede bui en is papa niet te lui
Nou, dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
Ma draagt broodjes in een mand,
pa de trommel met verband
En dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
En we wippen en we draaien en we schommelen erg fijn
Tot we mis'lijk van het draaien en de limonade zijn
Heel de dag is het dan feest tot we'r uitzien als een beest
Nu wij heerlijk in de speeltuin zijn geweest

Kleine Piet vliegt van de wip,
valt z'n tanden door zijn lip
Hij brult als een wilde als papa verbinden wil
Lien draait in de molen rond
Jankend als een jonge hond
Want ze wil er uit en dat ding dat staat niet stil

refrain:
Heeft mama een goede bui en is papa niet te lui
Nou, dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
Ma draagt broodjes in een mand,
pa de trommel met verband
En dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
En we wippen en we draaien en we schommelen zo fijn
Tot we mis'lijk van het draaien en de limonade zijn
Heel de dag is het dan feest tot we'r uitzien als een beest

refrain:
Heeft mama een goede bui en is papa niet te lui
Nou, dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
Ma draagt broodjes in een mand,
pa de trommel met verband
En dan gaan we naar de speeltuin
En we wippen en we draaien en we schommelen zo fijn
Tot we mis'lijk van het draaien en de limonade zijn
Heel de dag is het dan feest tot we'r uitzien als een beest

Frivolous



Maybe you noticed that my list of favorite movie links is updated. You can get so many great stuff from there. I just mastered (kind-of) the .torrent stuff but that is for the recent hypes.
I put the Internet Archive first in the list, because it has muchos historical value. These people are doing a great job in collecting old and free AV material.
When you search, you can find amazing historical and frivolous material. This looks like a clip from 1901 where the woman has a Marilyn Monroe moment.

Enjoy

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Love


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I am a fan of serial-director Takashi Miike. I have now multi-tens of his movies, but you can't get up with his production scheme. Maybe we should make a special Miike blog.

Miike is friendly with Quentin Tarantino, Eli (Hostel) Roth and Robert (Sin City) Rodriguez.

They sometimes have small roles in each others movies. Miike, though, has a very personal (non-)style of his own. His movies are always from a different planet - several planets. The Yakuza theme is dominant in his work (Ichi-The-Killer has cult status), but he also did children's movies.

Miike's 2006 Big Bang Love hit me for it's visual camera-work and the innovative gay erotica. You have to Google-Wiki-Tube (GWT) if you want more information about this movie.

Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
Big Bang Love [2006], Takashi Miike, part01.rar
You probably also want the EN subtitle file.

Enjoy

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Women


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They are making fun of women (and men too). Hysterica is an all girl Heavy Metal band (Halloween, Midnight Queen). The 'Pain In The Ass' sounds pretty OK to me.

Enjoy

Shoes


blue suede shoes

Blue is a sexy color ('Go Cat Go'). Some great versions here;
- This song is from Carl Perkins
- And this one is from Elvis Presley
- And this song is from Jimi Hendrix
- A version from the tube by Black Sabbath

Enjoy

Friday, September 4, 2009

Emanuelle


click to enlarge

There were about 80+ of Emanuelle movies. The 1974 'mother' movie was with the new found Dutch actress Sylvia Kristel.

The (urban?) story goes about her 160+ IQ. It shows in this docu, she does great interviews, amazing woman.

This docu is about the-making-of, many erotic scenes, the banning stories, interviews with Sylvia, agents, producers, directors and all their ups-&-downs ... recommended.

The docu is about 45:00 min. in 4x100MB. parts;
The Iconic Emanuelle Movie - TMO - part1.rar
The Iconic Emanuelle Movie - TMO - part1.rar
The Iconic Emanuelle Movie - TMO - part1.rar
The Iconic Emanuelle Movie - TMO - part1.rar

Enjoy

Harold


Scene from Harold Pinter’s play 'Old Times'

He is still one of my leftish heroes. Harold Pinter (1930-2008) was an English playwright, screenwriter, actor, director, poet, author, political activist, and the 2005 Nobel Laureate in Literature, was at the time of his death considered by many "the most influential and imitated dramatist of his generation."

I'm not repeating content here. I'm sure you can find the bytes. Just two links;
- Some more information at Wiki
- Pinter did a lot of film work too

Enjoy