Sunday, April 11, 2010

Max


Carla Rodenberg made this official (state) portrait of HRH Queen Beatrix

The last day of April is Queen's Day here in the Netherlands. Always very great & big festivities with lots of music, outdoor grab-bag markets all around and a lot of mess to clean up the next day.

The story goes that we will soon see the abdication of our Queen Beatrix. She has succeeded her mother, Queen Juliana in 1980. I was a live witness of the shitty mess riots festivities then. QB is the best Queen-Bitch we ever had. QW and QJ were also firm & fine strong gals but a bit soft.

In the 1980's the authorities (Hans Wiegel was Boss of the Interior Police) almost gave the order to kill-shoot the riot protesters. 30 years later the footage is still very spectecular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqyZm1lBZ4k)




And then Alex (King William IV, first male king since 1890) will ascend the throne. He is not a bad guy at all. His nick-name is 'prins-pils' (prince-cheers) because he always celebrates with the Dutch female hockey team. And probably fooled around with Nicky Nowhere under the showers extending a long and never-ending Dutch Royal tradition.

He is a Dutch royal, member of the Olympic Committee and sometimes 'a bit silly' according to his Argentinean girlfriend.

Maxima is his wife and our Dutch Beauty Queen (not covered in the Playboy yet). She fucked Alex at least three times now, because they have three super royal daughters. Her tears at the royal wedding are eternal icons for all of her Dutch fans. The latin song is Adios Nanino (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJWD_789-OE) which means 'bye bye papa' that was so to the point for this occasion.

Enjoy

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Three


'Tokyo Shock' is the word. This site has it all.

This is all reposting and wrapping up some favorite movie themes. An Easter weekend can give you some silly thoughts. Just follow the links and pick what you like.

Three on a row and you're in. I called it New Japanese Gore (NJG) in one of my previous blogs because these movies definitely have some similarities. The hallmark is over-the-top violence, extremely graphic, chain-saws, samurai-swords and other sharp utensils, fountains-of-blood, chopped faces and limbs, split-skulls, brains and intestines coming out, penises cut off and some more exhilarating candies.

It's also 'new' because of the Woman-Anti-Hero. You rarely find this theme in mainstream movies. The main woman character starts in an underdog position and then comes back in a terrible way. The theme is not new. 'Not a Nice Picture' was an inspiration for 'Kill Bill'. But our Japanese friends gave it an extra push with these movies.



'The Audition' (1999) from Takashi Miike was the first movie I would consider an NJG. Eihi Shiina (as Asami Yamazaki) amputated this guy's foot with a piano-string. Takashi Miike and Quentin Tarantino are friends. The opening scenes of their Sukiyaki Western Django from 2007 says it all.

The Audition Trailer is a Little Piece of Art on its own when you remember that this is a sadist-psycho-horror movie witch some heavy thanks to Alfred Hitchcock.



Same Eihi Shiina is Ruka as a Tokyo police officer with a self mutilation syndrome in the 2008 innovative SF movie 'Tokyo Gore Police'. Sorry, I here mixed up with Maiko Asano with Eihi Shiina.

Ruka challenges a chain-saw-creep with her Samurai Sword in the first scenes. A Japanese Samurai Sword is a Semi-Holy-Object and only allowed for male nobleman. With these movies (and also in Kill-Bill) women are using this weapon. This must be a shocker for Japanese traditionalists. I give this movie a Cult-A-Status because there is already a-movie-about-this-movie.

Some Gore Trailer from the Tube = Here.



Then I came across 'The Machine Girl'. A young girl (Minase Yashiro) got her left hand chopped off by a Yakuza (Mob) gang (oh, these sharp Japanese utensils are so awful) while they were joyfully butchering her family. Her prosthesis is a multi-barrel machine-gun that comes in handy in her tour-of-revenge.
The first five minutes of the movie is also the trailer.



My latest find is Miki Mizuno as the avenger in 'Hard Revenge, Milly'. Same theme same gore. A girl goes on a killing spree after they murdered her family. Visually attractive, lots of action, no subtleties, a straight slasher, English subtitles. With many thanks to Dharmox for the upload efforts;

Hard.Revenge.avi.001
Hard.Revenge.avi.002
Hard.Revenge.avi.003
Hard.Revenge.avi.004
Hard.Revenge.avi.005
Hard.Revenge.avi.006
Hard.Revenge.avi.007
Hard.Revenge.avi.008
Hard.Revenge.sub.rar

Enjoy

Easter



This looks like a movie-only blog (and probably it is) and I'm not going to correct it. Like some other guys around I'm just following my hormones (i.e. moods and tastes).

For Easter though, there is here now some great classical music for Easter. I just found this exceptional music in a top quality format.



Composer: J.S.Bach
Title: Matthews Passion
Posted by: royse
Date: 08 Sep 2009
Psw: none
Many: thanks to royse
Format: .flac
Size: 300 MB. each CD






CD1
http://rapidshare.com/files/266289956/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266280716/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266270701/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266260927/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266251677/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266242559/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part6.rar



CD2
http://rapidshare.com/files/266233797/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266224165/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266215109/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266206421/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266197487/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266188879/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part6.rar



CD3
http://rapidshare.com/files/266322582/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266314631/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266306751/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266298347/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266330510/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266334441/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part6.rar

Enjoy

Thursday, April 1, 2010

13



It is amazing what movie-sites you can find. I just found this site with many great movies - famous and not so famous, crazy, sexy, and bizarre.

Thirteen is an Oscar nominated romantic movie from 2003 about adolescent girls; too old for dolls, too young for boys, just right for experimenting.

It is rated 'R' in the USA for drugs & sex & teens. But I agree with another fan that mothers should see this movie with their daughters, so they have much to talk about.

Thirteen.part1.rar
Thirteen.part2.rar
Thirteen.part3.rar
Thirteen.part4.rar

Psw = www.forumarchive.net (if needed)

All credits go to the original poster.



The site where I found this movie is new among my favorites. It is very active with many (types of) movies per day. It is all Rapidshare and .avi (.divx) stuff in handy 700 MB. sizes. The site looks from Turkey but it is all English .

Take a stroll and enjoy your Easter holiday.