Paay

60 yo Patricia Paay in The Dutch Playboy.

This is an old 'draft' from a few years ago that I didn't dare to publish it then. It's about Patrica Paay. A famous singer-performer and socialite here in the Netherlands. She was re-de-friended many times. I actually like her song "you are not cool" (je bent niet hip). I can connect with that.

It went ballistic (viral?) when she was the Christmas-Bunny in the Dutch Playboy in 2010. Mind you, she was 60 yo and restored every part of her body and was not ashamed of it. Respect for this this lady (kind of).

The shit hit the fan with this co-interview with Theo Maassen (a famous Dutch stand-up-comedian). He referred to his necro-friend. Gross, absurd and black humor. That's what I like. This was a defining moment in Dutch cultural history.

Sorry, this is a Dutch Treat (cheap, for free, you pay) but very funny. You can click the links to see more. Enjoy.

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Movies Again

B-Movies

Ok, let's switch to B movies again. I explained the trick before. Quinten Tarantino and Robert Rodrigues (in an interview) have some more tips and pitfalls. The poster and the trailer are the first things that catch your eyes. But alas, they are made by completely different people and they don't cover the movie at all. Most of the time. The poster and the trailer are the best part. A kinda seperate art. The complete movie can be a real bore. That was the idea to start their Grindhouse project.

I will not spell out all the details of how directors are inspired by each other's movies but it is clear that Robert saw The Machine Girl movie. Enjoy.

I'm not sure if the concept of a "B movie" rings a bell in Japan. I'm not even sure myself what it means but it is deavelish entertaining. Here is my simple definition. B-movies are not made anymore these days. It is a phenomenon of the past. And it should be cherished and kept alive. It's all about Hollywood blockbusters now. Also great fun.

I once called it New Japanese Gore (NJG). It's a word-play on New French Cinema (NFC). A term coined by a serious French filmcritic. NFC is violent and shocking. It's a fuzzy concept. It hardly includes Luc Besson. His "Professional" is from ages ago. Performance of 14yo Nathalie Portman was so impressive. Rated 8+ on IMDB. I'm so glad she got an oscar for Black Swan. Reminds me of her counterpart. Mila Kuni. Most sexy of the month Esquire pick. Fifty Shades of Grey. The movie. We'll see.

Maybe Francois Ozon. Oops. That was another Ozon. Unless you like aging Catherine Deneuve and Gerard Depardieu in a romcom. Yes, I can enjoy virtually every movie.
Yes, I'm drifting again.

There is a TMO (The Making Of) somewhere in the cloud of "Tokyo Gore Police". Probably THE hallmark of NJG. The TMO shows the people that having so much great fun in making this crazy movie. Mind you, this is not a cheap trick. It's about girl-heroins an self-mutulation. Serious business. And a lot of other crazy stuff. Besides craziness, gore and sleaze there is a story. The review discusses if this movie is an "Instant Cult". Like "Ichi the Killer", some Japanese movies really are. Click here for trailer of Tokyo. Click here for review of Tokyo.

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DEAD LINKS

Bamboo, House of Dolls (1973)

Many movie links on this blog are dead when you read this blog. All files on this blog were posted at RS but we will change this policy soon. RS deletes files in case of DL inactivity. The fall-back is to search other uploaded files with the same movie title.

This nice search engine looks for RS and MU files. You really must visit the originating site to check for passwords – abou a 25% chance.

This full Bamboo movie in .rmvb format was found with the search engine. I'm sure you can find a lot of nice movies.

Russ

Ultra Vixens [1979] Movie Poster

I've not been very active lately on my blog. Sometime it looks like I'm just pumping movie-bytes all around the interweb. Probably I have some better things to do. So here is a better idea for all of us.

[1] Take a look at the movie-poster.
This is a 90 MB. file from RS with 100 X-rated movie posters. Mostly soft, some special or super.
Here is the same 100 poster file from HotFile.
Here is the same 100 poster file from MegaUpload .

[2] Look for the movie trailer.
Utube doesn't allow for X- or R-rated clips. They have some boob-monitor in place. But this trailer still looks alive.

This 12 MB. intro trailer says it all about Russ Meyer movies boobs, boobs, cars, boobs, boobs.

[3] Then decide to download the whole movie.
You (very often) can find the full movie in .rar format on RS or MU with this great search engine. You must visit the originating site to check if a password is required.

That's how I found this great Russ Meyer cult classic. The movie is ~90+ min. in about 10 x 120 MB. parts. PSW = None.

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Pussycat is another great [1965] culty from Russ Meyer. All movie links are still hot. There were some rumors around that Quentin Tarantino wants to do a remake with Britney Spears (she declined). Now that Pablo Rodriguez got Jessica Alba out of her clothes (Machete 2010), I am not surprised by anything anymore. I'm sure you can find the cam's on the interweb when the time is there (yawn).

Cecilia

Cecilia Bartoli is an opera singster and she has nothing to do with this blog.

If this is a Jess Franco film (his name is in the openings) it is one of his best. You never know with this serial-director; he made over 150 movies by now and still going strong. Cecilia (1982) is 100% about skin, nudity and fornication.

The imdb rating of 2.0 is a real recommendation.

Some fan wrote:
After being gang raped and then having sex with her husband, Cecilia (Vicky Adams) discovers that marital sex is a lot better when the relationship is open.

This is an extremely rare film from Jess Franco but it's really a straight love story and not just a sleazy effort.

Franco treats the subject matter with full respect and tries his best to tell an honest story about marriage and the film remains interesting throughout, although not too much really goes on.

[all great bullshit, of course]

The totally-good-for-nothing scene with nude Cecilia on a white horse running along the beach is the best part of the movie. Actually all scenes are totally-good-for-nothing with nude Cecilia running around in it. That's why this movie is so great.

The links are about 100MB. each
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http://rapidshare.com/files/398339062/aber.avi.002
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http://rapidshare.com/files/398364835/aber.avi.010
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http://rapidshare.com/files/398370547/aber.avi.012
http://rapidshare.com/files/398331410/aber.avi.013

All credits go to Hartmut for providing the links.
No password, French spoken, English subtitles.

Enjoy

Three

'Tokyo Shock' is the word. This site has it all.

This is all reposting and wrapping up some favorite movie themes. An Easter weekend can give you some silly thoughts. Just follow the links and pick what you like.

Three on a row and you're in. I called it New Japanese Gore (NJG) in one of my previous blogs because these movies definitely have some similarities. The hallmark is over-the-top violence, extremely graphic, chain-saws, samurai-swords and other sharp utensils, fountains-of-blood, chopped faces and limbs, split-skulls, brains and intestines coming out, penises cut off and some more exhilarating candies.

It's also 'new' because of the Woman-Anti-Hero. You rarely find this theme in mainstream movies. The main woman character starts in an underdog position and then comes back in a terrible way. The theme is not new. 'Not a Nice Picture' was an inspiration for 'Kill Bill'. But our Japanese friends gave it an extra push with these movies.

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'The Audition' (1999) from Takashi Miike was the first movie I would consider an NJG. Eihi Shiina (as Asami Yamazaki) amputated this guy's foot with a piano-string. Takashi Miike and Quentin Tarantino are friends. The opening scenes of their Sukiyaki Western Django from 2007 says it all.

The Audition Trailer is a Little Piece of Art on its own when you remember that this is a sadist-psycho-horror movie witch some heavy thanks to Alfred Hitchcock.

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Same Eihi Shiina is Ruka as a Tokyo police officer with a self mutilation syndrome in the 2008 innovative SF movie 'Tokyo Gore Police'. Sorry, I here mixed up with Maiko Asano with Eihi Shiina.

Ruka challenges a chain-saw-creep with her Samurai Sword in the first scenes. A Japanese Samurai Sword is a Semi-Holy-Object and only allowed for male nobleman. With these movies (and also in Kill-Bill) women are using this weapon. This must be a shocker for Japanese traditionalists. I give this movie a Cult-A-Status because there is already a-movie-about-this-movie.

Some Gore Trailer from the Tube = Here.

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Then I came across 'The Machine Girl'. A young girl (Minase Yashiro) got her left hand chopped off by a Yakuza (Mob) gang (oh, these sharp Japanese utensils are so awful) while they were joyfully butchering her family. Her prosthesis is a multi-barrel machine-gun that comes in handy in her tour-of-revenge.
The first five minutes of the movie is also the trailer.

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My latest find is Miki Mizuno as the avenger in 'Hard Revenge, Milly'. Same theme same gore. A girl goes on a killing spree after they murdered her family. Visually attractive, lots of action, no subtleties, a straight slasher, English subtitles. With many thanks to Dharmox for the upload efforts;

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Enjoy

Paris

Oh My Gawd, why am I blogging Paris Hilton? I have to come up with a really good excuse to get my T-hormones under control.

Perez Hilton is a writing LA super paparazzi (with an accent on the 'writing'). He is close with the rich & famous and has many nice scoops and stories. It's a great site for your Monday morning wake up. Perez has probably all the looks and wits to extracts these nice stories. Maybe I make him a favorite on my blog.

The Paris movie is about her sexiest footage and all other of her special doings (R & X rated). I just give you the link here . I'm sure you can find out the rest for yourself.

Enjoy

Rock

from a concert in Beesd (Netherlands) - bottle in pussy

Found, lost and found again. Typically one of those rare finds that you do not watch every weekend. Julie (lead singer), Nikki (keyboards), Babe (backup vocals and rhythm guitar), Jo (drums), the Bitch (bass guitar) the Beast (lead guitar), Lucy (the slut).

Rock Bitch (1997–2002) was a notorious lesbian punk-rock band from England. They used to perform naked and do sexual acts on-stage.

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Their "Fist Fuck" act in Amsterdam (where els) is legendary.
A clip of about 7:30 minutes of .avi in 75 MB.

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Here is the video of the full 1997 Amsterdam show.
A movie of about 76:00 minutes of .avi in 650 MB.

Tracklist:
01. Introduction
02. Cindy
03. Kill
04. The Golden Condom Award
05. Exploring Amsterdam
06. Lucifer
07. Bitter Rose
08. Fist Fuck (Part 1)
09. France
10. Whore of Satan
11. Kalima
12. Up and Down
13. Fist Fuck (Part 2)
14. The Sex Maniacs Ball
15. Pissdrippingfurburger

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All credits go to the original poster.

Enjoy

New

New Japanese Gore (NJG). The chainsaws only stop when they are cluttered with too many guts. I posted some of this stuff before just for the hilarious fun. When you are into New Japanese Gore this is a special movie for you.

I just found this strange and arty 45 min. movie that looks like nothing else done before. It is a sort of TMO (the-making-of). It is also a kind of documentary. It has scenes from the movie, it has original scenes, it is visually attractive, language and subtitles are virtually absent, special effects are nice, a piece of art on its own.
And it is all about the 2008 movie 'Tokyo Gore Police' (TGP).

This art house type of docu gives you some deeper insight (by means of art) in the visual grammar of New Japanese Gore. The Slasher genre is lifted to a higher level. And (cinematographically speaking) it is all 'tastefully' done with high production standards.

Correction: The only 'deeper insight' is that these people are fully devoted into making great gory movies and having a lot of fun in the process.

The special effects look quite simple but effective and innovative (and are really over the top); fountains of blood, so you need an umbrella (literally), heads, faces and limbs are cut off (vertically and horizontally) with chainsaws and nasty sharp Japanese swords. The blood-splattering on the camera-lens was new to me.

Another feature of these movies is the tormented-woman-avenger. Women are still the victims (in the beginning) but then take their revenge in an overwhelming way.

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I posted The (2008) Machine Girl before;
- Here are the first 5 minutes of the movie (with English subs).
- There seems to be a Part-II that I will hunt later.

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The title of this (45 min. 740 MB.) .avi refers to the 63-rd minute of the 'Tokyo Gore Police' movie;
- 63 Minutes Later - part1.rar
- 63 Minutes Later - part2.rar

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I posted Tokyo Gore Police (2008) before. It is near-cult and probably the defining movie for many more to come from Tokyo Shock;
- Just a great TGP trailer.
- The auto-mutilation ad is crazy sarcastic.

Enjoy

Island

a stylish b&w picture from the movie

It's like Junk Food; it's not very healthy, but you can swallow a Jess Franco a week. Among his 160+ movie pile of shit it's getting harder each time to find some nice ones.

Here is a nice one that was new to me .

Vampyros Lesbos (1971) is located (first) in the Istanbul Hilton and (then) in the Greek Turkish region of the island of Lesbos.
Jess Franco skillfully exploits the free sex and psychedelic hippy themes in those years. VL is one of his better known movies.
It delivers what the title promises; lots of skin and kinky, horror lesbian sex.

Linda is a young American lawyer, working in a law office in Istanbul. During the night, she has passionate dreams in which a sexy brunette harasses, and makes love to her, from which she's unable to defend herself. A minor case about an inheritance forces her to travel to one of the small islands off the Turkish coast (could be Lesbos).
Then, her nightmares come upon her in a real lively manner.

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German spoken with English subtitle file included.
The 89 minute .avi movie is in 7 x 100 MB. parts (no psw);
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part1.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part2.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part3.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part4.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part5.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part6.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part7.rar

All credits go to UMMO for the uploading these files.

Enjoy

Vatican

Another fine specimen of recent sleaze (Vatican Bashing).
The poster, imdb, title, trailer (PITT) will do for normal people.
But the 3.0 rating made me curious.

The Catholic Community always had its dark corners from the Borgia popes onward. Dan Brown told the story about Opus Dei, The Exorcist was a famous mainstream movie and Nunsploitation is a renowned niche kink genre in its own right.

I'm sure you can (as an educated adult) separate reality from fantasy. Really shocking are the recent reports about Catholic child abuse that are popping up all over the world now. I may have some victims in my social network that I don't know of.

We need a lot more of Vatican Bashing.

This .avi movie is about 94 minutes in 740 MB.;
Satan's Whip - part1.rar
Satan's Whip - part2.rar
Satan's Whip - part3.rar
Satan's Whip - part4.rar
Satan's Whip - part5.rar
Satan's Whip - part6.rar
Satan's Whip - part7.rar
Satan's Whip - part8.rar

All credits go to Domino as the original poster.

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My Catholic Nephew normally pokes this blog with lesbian singsters.
Now he is poking us with a great to-the-point South-Park episode.
I was laughing and crying at the same time;

Red Hot Catholic Love - part1.rar
Red Hot Catholic Love - part1.rar

Enjoy

Sultan

Jess (Jesus) Franco (1930) is a serial director from Spain.
He is one of the greatest 'Sultans of Sleaze'; a handful of in/famous Euro Trash (ET) directors from the 1970's and 1980's, often from Italy and Spain. My previous 'Eurotica' documentary has the full story.

You can find a lot of references to JF here on my blog. Just follow the links. Say-no-more, say-no more. OK, a little bit then.

You should notice that 80 yo. Jess Franco made over a 160 movies and still is an active director today. When you scan the titles on imdb, he must be a terminal adolescent – he is my hero.

Erwin C. Dietrich was his Swiss producer for many years and Lina Romay was his muse and his later wife. You can find their names splattered all over my blog.

Jess Franco's "Mansion of the Living Dead" (1985) takes horror to the extreme. When four waitresses embark on a vacation in the Canary Islands, their idea of relaxing includes a host of kinky pleasures. Things seem like they can't get any wilder, until a horny zombie army turns up at their doorstep

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Unrar part 7 to extract the English subtitles and then join all parts;
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Never a password (until indicated otherwise).

Many thanks Spawny for the rip.

Enjoy

Euro

Brigitte Lahaie is a French Euro Trash icon

Super sleazy and sexy footage from the 1960's to 1980's. This 12 part history documentary series is called Eurotica. It should be archived under Euro Trash (ET).

The series shows many clips of all of the in/famous ET movies and also has many background interviews (about 30 years later) with all of the famous ET directors and actresses.

In 1974, French pron laws were abolished and then the show was on.
A lovely must-have series for all ET & Kink lovers.
You better DL one part at the time and then view the next one.
All credits go to the original uploader.
Each episode is about 380MB. and 25:00 minutes.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/227838952/Eurotika.02-Diabolical.Mr.Franco-Films.of.Jess.Franco-SMz.avi.001
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http://rapidshare.com/files/227839455/Eurotika.03-Blood.and.Black.Lace-Italian.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.001
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http://rapidshare.com/files/227848591/Eurotika.09-Is.There.a.Doctor.in.the.House-Medicine.Gone.Bad-SMz.avi.001
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http://rapidshare.com/files/227853759/Eurotika.10-I.Am.A.Nymphomaniac-Erotic.Films.of.Max.Pecas-SMz.avi.001
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http://rapidshare.com/files/227853747/Eurotika.11-Blood.and.Sand-Spanish.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.001
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http://rapidshare.com/files/227854399/Eurotika.12-Blood.Beast-Films.of.Michael.Reeves-SMz.avi.001
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Enjoy

Prison

Monica Swinn is the only relation with this blog

I am still in Bad Taste mode. Here is another great WIP-flick (Women in Prison). A standard WIP is about sexual abuse and violence in an Asian Rain Forrest (ARF) setting or on a South American Island (SAI).

The WIP formula is pretty straight; sadistic wardens, lesbian sex, punishment whippings, the mass nude shower scene (never, never forget) and the escape scene in the end does for about 99%. It is a depressive creativity that someone could make an original flick in this formula.

This is a great specimen from 1976 where violence = low and sex = high. In the second half of the movie all prisoners are running around naked, as a punishment from the warden.

Erwin C. Dietrich (producer & director), Monica Swinn and Brigitte Lahaie are the 'golden team' in this sick flick.

The preview pictures are here or here.

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The movie comes in about 8 x 100 MB. parts;
http://rapidshare.com/files/124257957/gf_-part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124262661/gf_-part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124267642/gf_-part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124272918/gf_-part04.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/124284136/gf_-part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124289538/gf_-part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124292894/gf_-part08.rar

Enjoy

Bad Taste

Bad Taste poster for a Dutch Festival Great Fun

I got a part-2 DVD some years ago. So, there must be a part-1 (clever thinking). De Nacht van de Wansmaak (The Night of Bad Taste) was a travelling cinema production from two Belgian guys that collected trailers and scenes of worst-ever B-movies. I was belly-up with laughter the first time (DVD-2) and now again from this one (DVD-1).

All footage is English spoken but the introductions are in Dutch. There you can hear the meticulous research and fact-finding that these Flemish guys have done.

A special treat is that these Belgians (Belgians in general) speak better and wittier Dutch language than the Dutch themselves.
For me (as a native Dutch) it is almost half the fun.

The tube-trailer from Inframan; a 1975 sci-fi / kung-fu mixed movie from the famous Hong Kong Shaw Brothers production company;


words from imdb:
In an unusual format, entitled 'The Night of Bad Taste', Flemish movie director Jan Verheyen did, several years in a row, present some eccentric movie-stuff with a long succession of material from pictures that never made it into mainstream, being too gore, obscene, clumsy, sleazy, grotesque etc. to make the production work in its genre - but somehow funny or fascinating in their own right as accidental persiflage, some almost bloopers which (by miracle) survived the final cut.

The full DVD-1 rip can be found here.

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I have seen Flesh Gordon (1974) in my adolescent years (when do they ever end). It is one of the movies covered on the DVD. This is definitely a lot more than a 'poster & trailer' movie.

The full movie can be found here. Notice the other entries on this blog - definitely a favorite of mine.

Enjoy

Girls

Carice van Houten in Paul Verhoeven's Black Book movie

Sorry, Paul (Dutch) Verhoeven again. I did some research but then; here is Paul 'Robocop' Verhoeven's Showgirls (1995) movie. You know my love for Paul by now; he is also Dutch and he makes crazy good movies. Showgirls was awarded a Razzie in 1996 (worst movie) and Paul was the first director who showed up in person to pick up his prize. That was a stunning act and lifted him (and the movie) to semi-cult status.

Paul demands a lot from his stars. Amazing what he let his actors do on-screen. In 'Zwartboek' (Black Book) Carice van Houten (Dutch Super Star) is blending her pubic hair with peroxide to look like an Arian woman to seduce the Nazi officer. I must post this movie sometime.

It looks that the raunchiest scenes from Showgirls are not around on the Tube, so I posted some myself;
- Showgirls (1995) – Her First Topless Dance
- Showgirls (1995) - The $500 Lapdance
- Showgirls (1995) - The Pool Scene

A fan on imdb wrote;
People love to trash this movie for some reason. Sure, it has its cheesy moments and maybe there is some over-acting on the part of a couple of the actresses, but still, this movie has some really fun scenes. You just can't take this movie too seriously and still enjoy it. Watch it as if it is a raunchy comedy and you won't be disappointed.

I think it is hypocritical that the same country that made the movie Basic Instinct a hit would trash this one. I just feel sorry for Elizabeth Berkley since this movie probably ruined her career. Still, I think we should all give her another chance. She's worth it. Don't all our Saved By the Bell loyalties mean anything? I want to close by saying that I am proud to own this movie in my personal video collection. It is a cult classic in the making!!!

The full 130 minute .avi movie comes in about 8 x 100 MB. parts.
It is English spoken and has a separate Turkish subtitle file.
No PSW. All credits go to the original uploader.

- Showgirls (1995) – part1.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part2.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part3.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part4.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part5.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part6.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part7.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part8.rar

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She

All credits go to the original uploader

Where shall I start? On the right-hand side of my blog you find the surreal movie site (that needs a free registration). It has loads of arty and culty movie. And often you find some really hilarious stuff. With a 2.5 rating, this 1956 B&W movie fits in snugly in my 'worst-ever' list; a must see for all the retarded and depraved.

Poster, imdb and trailer will do for most normal people.

Using hypnosis, Dr. Carlo Lombardi claims that he can have his patients regress and recover memories from their past lives, thereby proving that reincarnation exists. He also claims that the spirit of these past lives can be brought forth to take physical form. A series of violent murders by a creature that seems to disappear into the sea suggests that Lombardi's claim may be correct. The medical and scientific community believes him to be a complete fraud but one enterprising businessman sees the opportunity to make a small fortune with Lombardi's ability.

The movie comes in about 8 x 100 MB. parts;
http://rapidshare.com/files/129330842/she-creature.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129339272/she-creature.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129348449/she-creature.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129358703/she-creature.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129369608/she-creature.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129381960/she-creature.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129393650/she-creature.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/129403825/she-creature.part08.rar

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Amsterdam

Abon User pointed me to this Dutch movie from 1988. The Dutch public always expects B-stuff from their own country. But that attitude is changing now. I am from Amsterdam and the movie is in Amsterdam. I never took the time or effort to see the full movie (but now I'm a reborn Amsterdammer). Looking back I'm not surprized that I skipped this movie.

The speedboat jumps in the Amsterdam canals are spectecular (see the trailer) and Monique 'Turks Fruit' van de Ven is our Dutch sexy icon. So what went wrong? The story. Dutch director Dick Maas did some more famous movies (The Elevator, 1988) but I can never re-tell you the full story.

"Amsterdamned" is in the "slasher/murder/mystery/Jaws-Tribute" category. Even the fan on the imdb has a hard time to explain the story of the movie. Please read before you download.

The Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtFGvQb14qo

The Feature:
http://rapidshare.com/files/23654763/Amsterdam_1987.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23659230/Amsterdam_1987.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23663648/Amsterdam_1987.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23688068/Amsterdam_1987.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23693289/Amsterdam_1987.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23730603/Amsterdam_1987.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23734254/Amsterdam_1987.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/23735274/Amsterdam_1987.part8.rar

English subs:
http://www.subs.to/download/subtitles/772735/amsterdamned_(1988)#

Enjoy

Foreign

the poster-trailer-imdb combination should do

The very expensive Brit-French Concorde aeroplane did a mach-2.
It was decomissioned by both France and Britain after a 'hard landing' just after take-off in a 2000 Paris to New York flight.
The story still gives me the shivers.
Here is a docu for my nephew;
The Concorde Crash Story 1
The Concorde Crash Story 2
The Concorde Crash Story 3
The Concorde Crash Story 4
The Concorde Crash Story 5

This 1978 movie also does a mach-2 rating. The first scenes are in the Concorde plane. When it lifts it's nose you have a pretty good idea about what is happening next. In my Holy Quest for Worst-Ever movies this 2.2 rated 'Emannuelle' spoof is in the left column.

You can ignore the French-Brit-German sensibilities – only meant for European conny-sewers. But that makes this movie even more kinky. When you are into language you will notice the crazy accents.

Why am I blogging this movie? So bad that it becomes great? Yes and No. More No than Yes. Almost Yes. It's because it is so absolutely over the top that it made my eyes wet. Why do people spend so much time and money for these movies? Maybe it's because there were some compromising pictures around and the producer was made an offer that he couldn't refuse. Any other suggestions?



Cool looking girl is reading a Fu-Kung-Sex book. This movie is in a class of it's own. First get very drunk and then enjoy this movie. Correction. First study the cast and notice Harry Hernia and Harold Hump. That made me bounce around the room in the first place.

Story (yesss there is): Good looking and sex-starved Emmannuelle Pervert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Brit Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and then a real scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?

The 88:00 min. movie comes in about 6x100 MB. parts from RS;
Carry On RS part1.rar
Carry On RS part2.rar
Carry On RS part3.rar
Carry On RS part4.rar
Carry On RS part5.rar
Carry On RS part6.rar
Carry On RS part7.rar

Enjoy

Paul

Rutger Houwer and Jennifer Jason Leigh

You must have noticed that I did some recent blogs about Paul 'Robocop' Verhoeven. This is because he is Dutch and he is nuts.
Look at his filmography and you see some remarkable movies.
We must thank producer Rob Houwer for giving Paul a chance in his early career. Dutch movies were not taken serious in those days (and I partly agree).

Paul's early Dutch movies deserve more attention. That's why I'm blogging these here.

Rutger Houwer is also Dutch and he also relocated to the USA and made some great performances there. He is now giving 'master-classes' in acting in the Netherlands.

Here is another early Paul-and-Rutger movie from 1985 and loaded with sex and religion. The story is located in the European middle ages, around 1500. A kind of Robin Hood (Rutger Houwer) takes and rapes a noble woman (Jennifer Jason Leigh). She enjoyes the few weeks but in the end she returns to her noble status. The rape scene is typical for the early Dutch Paul movies; sex and violence.

A fan on imdb noticed Paul's religious inclination (thank you fan);

This is one of the most raw, refreshing and UN-Hollywood movies you will ever see. It's truly a classic, and it stands alone, because nothing like it has been done before. The movie is invariably entertaining throughout, and it contains so many fresh ideas from Verhoeven that it really has you saying 'wow' an awful lot. The rape scenes that everybody freaks out about in their reviews aren't so horrible....they get they're point across but aren't TOO sexually explicit. Whats nice to see if you can call it that, is that the rape is real, and horrible, its not meant to be provocative like it would be in a Hollywood movie, not that i'm a fan of any rape scene, not at all...but at least this is genuine. The performances aren't spectacular or anything, but they are far far from weak. After one viewing this is one of my favorite films, and I recommend it very highly to you.

This film should also be of interest to the highly religious because of all the imagery in it. Verhoeven is known for religious imagery and this film is full of it. It's very Christian in its themes, not that the characters are big in practice, but the movie has a lot of religious points to make.


Story: When an attempted political coup in Northern Italy fails, most of the mercenaries hired by the coup leaders disperse. Not so Martin (Rutger Hauer), who intends to rob his duplicitous former employer Arnolfini (Fernando Hillbeck). Martin is able to raise his own army by using a stolen religious artifact as a talisman. He later kidnaps Arnolfini's prospective daughter-in-law Agnes (Jennifer Jason Leigh), who saves herself from a gang rape by feigning eternal devotion to her captor. Weeks of plunder and destruction follow, with a deadly plague thrown into the stew.

The gang-rape scene stars Rutger Houwer fucking Jennifer Jason Leigh. This type of sleaze Paul only could do in Europe but never not in the USA.

The full movie comes in about 10x95 MB. files;
http://rapidshare.com/files/325468701/FABlood.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325472432/FABlood.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325482777/FABlood.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325492789/FABlood.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325494217/FABlood.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325509637/FABlood.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325513220/FABlood.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325521590/FABlood.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325530757/FABlood.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325531495/FABlood.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/325546031/FABlood.part11.rar

All credits go to the original poster.

Enjoy