Saturday, November 24, 2007

Sonny


Sonny Rollins in concert

Sonny Rollins [1930] is one of the greatest tenor sax players in jazz music. There are a lot of great alt sax players, but only a few great tenor sax players. Sonny is super for his great expression with his instrument.
- Sonny and Monk track
- A seven track random mix [38MB.]

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Fabienne


Dutch Poem for Fabienne

oh, Fabienne op kassa twee
je bent niet altijd even gedwee
jouw blikken maken mij tot puree
ik zeeg weer weg, diep in de zee

door jouw geuren ben ik betoverd
je ogen knallen toch oh, zo lovend

kan ik pinnen na deze scan?
en ook dat bonnetje, als het ken?

ga ik bewaren, ik zag je in de krant
nu, hier, snel, vóór de volgende klant

ik kom toch GVD hier niet voor nix
jij krijgt toch AUB ook jouw kix

doekje en slipje zijn ons ontgaan
de dementen in de rij zijn al vergaan
schreeuwend en tierend op de kassa-baan
gezwoegd en gezweet in de halve maan

je bent mijn droom, geen blonde hoer
morgen spreek ik met jouw moer

Friday, November 23, 2007

Chicks


Dutch Hockey Team in championship mood

I love my Dutch hockey chicks. They are on top of the world; definitely no sissies. They get beaten, they shout, they scratch, no huss-huss-huss. All can be seen in the great "Gold" documentary.

Christ, they all look ready to give you a blow job ...
- Maike Booy is now the captain of the Dutch national hockey team
- Maartje Paumen is a 22 yo. runner up and a tough coocky already
- Fatima Moreiro de Melo is the grand old glamor babe

Gosh, I wished I was under the showers with these girls on this championship moment

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Nelson


Katie Melua performing on the May 2005 Nelson Mandela concert for the South African aids desaster. They are both my heroes. This great music video is about 210MB./30:00min. in 3x70MB. parts; [1], [2] and [3]; DL all three and then join.

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Friday, November 9, 2007

Taty


Lena and Yulia

This may be the third entry on this blog for these Russian girls, They get [deserve?] about the same media coverage in Russia as Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse get in the West. After oil and gas these girls are the hottest running export product from Russia.
Taty (or Tatu) is a two girl designer band from Moscow, formed in 1999. They make nice and popular dance music. The kinky part is, that they are cultivating a sexy and explicit lesbian image. That's why my little nephew's L-hormones keep on running.
- live performance at St.Petersburg [#1]
- live performance at St.Petersburg [#3]
- live performance at St.Petersburg [#5]
- live performance at St.Petersburg [#7]
- about 50+ of glam pix [Yummy]
- Ya Soshla S Uma [Kavkaz mix]
- Ya Soshla S Uma [Galoyan mix]

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Cat


Halle Berry as Catwoman [2004]

The Batman character [1939] is now running for almost 70 years in several medias. This iconic crime-fighter from Gotham city still is a role model for all of you. You must love all the great characters; Sir Alfred, Robin, the Joker, Batgirl and the lot.
I am of course most interested in the Catwoman character and the Batmobile.
One of the cultiest parts in the series are the crazy dialogues. There is some hero out there that has collected a buch of them.

Batman: "I'll do everything I can to rehabilitate you"
Catwoman: "Marry me"
Batman: "Everything except that"

- an old Batman theme
- an old Batman clip
- an old 1950 Batman radioshow
- a recent Batman theme
- a recent Catwoman clip [Michelle Pfeiffer]

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Benny


This is about the cheapest, worst ever, sleaziest, bottom of lower class, funniest and greatest product of British culture - I love it.
Benny Hill [1924-1992] has gained some cult status among a small circle of conny-sewers (that's me). I didn't skip any of his Tuesday TV shows, and laughed my guts and Pepito's out all over the floor.
A little tribute to this great guy.
- the Benny Hill theme - Yakety Sax
- this 10:00 min. clip is deliriously hilarious
- his Milkman is a Hall-of-Fame performance
- the silly-great-kinky Gypsy song
- his 23 track Ultimate album [85MB.]
Now that you made me think twice - this guy was pure genius

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Maria


Maria Sharapova at Wimbledon 2004, that she won, aged 18

She is one of the best tennis players in the world right now and she is looking awful sexy too [that helps].
- Nice impression from the Tube
- Nice pictures here, here and here
- Nice song from the West Side Story

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Sunday, November 4, 2007

Mums


sorry, this is philosophical stuff

I always liked my big fat mama (God have her ass). My little nephew is now in a Sunday mum-feed. Jesus Fucking Christ, Joseph and Maria (he's catholic); I'm so jealous. Some mama/mother songs below. For all these great wonders that got them self fucked by the first no-no at hand, a cheep reason for my daddy's grin, putting us nasty creeps on this wonderful world. Mums are magic; they must be from Venus.
- Big Mama Jump (country rag)
- Big Fat Mama (Status Quo, rock)
- Take out your false teeth mama J.Geils band, rock
- Mother (John Lennon)
- Mother Beautiful (Sly and the Family Stone)
- Mother Popcorn (James Brown)
- Motherly Love (Frank Zappa)

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Friday, November 2, 2007

Dance


Beijing Modern Dance Company, Women of the World, by Anouk van Dijk

The bi-annual Holland Dance Festival just started a few days ago. They bring a broad range state-of-the-art styles. An exiting new trend is the combination of live music and improvised dance.
Some nice dance clips from the Tube;
- The Raw Dance Company from Australia (= hot)
- Sylvie Guillem (= sexy) lead solo
- Modern Chinese dance (= romantic)
- Pointe Movements (= arty)
- a bunch of great/big festival photos

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Glasto


Glastonbury 2004, sunrise

The Glastonbury Festival (or Glasto) is the largest greenfield music and performing arts festival in the world. It is best known for its contemporary music, but also features dance, comedy, theater, circus, cabaret and many other arts. In 2007 over 700 acts played on over 80 stages and the capacity expanded to 177,000.
2001 - Divan, You Were Always On My Mind
2002 - Queens of the Stone Age, A Song for the Dead
2003 - Radiohead, Lucky
2004 - Orbital, Theme from Dr.Who
2005 - Babyshambles, full 32 min. gig
2006 - David Bowie, Heros
2007 - Fourteen empeethrees with indie songs [80MB.]

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