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Shakira from Playboy

Shakira is from Colombia and her father is Lebanese. That's why she is a trained belly dancer. Here is her 9+ min. performance at Dubai.
Belly dancing is one of my small kinks and you can make a real study of it. It comes in several styles from several countries, originally around the south-east of the Mediterranean. Here are some clips from the tube;
- Aziza Mor is from Turkey
- Bellydance from Lebanon
- Bellydance from Arabia
- Fina is from Egypt
- Hayet is from Morocco
- Nalja is from Tunisia
- Amelia Zidane is from Abu Dhabi
- Ripped from Lebanese television
- Dalla Rosa is from Brazil
- Sadie is from the USA
- A belly dance blooper
Here is a big index with Arabian Belly Dance albums. Downloading is fast, songs are very good quality, some album art is included. Rename the .mpga files to .mp3 files and they should play OK in your WinAmp.
This album is in modern disco-tecno-club-ethnic-trance-dance style [kind of]. Here is a sample song.
This album is more traditional [and hot]. Here is a sample song.

Enjoy

Not

Movie poster of The Hottie and the Nottie

Absolutely fabulous. Probably one of the few zero-star movies around. This movie is out for just three months and almost immediately hit number 1 of the Imdb bottom 100 with a huge amount of votes. The film grossed $27,696 on its opening weekend, with each theater averaging $249. It is probably even too bad for a Razzie. This nutty will become übercult very shortly - read my lips. Warning: Have a bottle of cheap whiskey at hand.
Here is the trailer from the tube and here are the 7x100MB. files;
part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7

WARNING: I can't get .part2 without CRC errors

Spring

Yes, spring is definitely in the air. "Rokjesdag" is any day now; when all the girls are changing their jeans to short skirts.
It also reminded me of the sexy Rite of Spring clip I blogged some time ago. The Tubeclip was not active anymore [confirm age] so I went searching like a wild baboon and found her again.
Here is the amazing and impressive 2001 performance of Nagisa Shirai with the Angelin Preljocaj choreography. In this clip she is the virgin that dances herself to death.

Jan

Bookcover of Ik Jan Cremer I, 1964

Jan Cremer is a Dutch painter and occasional writer. His raunchy auto bio "Ik Jan Cremer" from 1964 goes as one of the climaxes in Dutch literature. He wrote part II in 1966. Part III was recently announced. Jan translated his motto Niet Lullen Maar Poetsen into Latin [no translation available]; now it is mis/used by a lot of people.

What more can you blog about this great looking guy. The 1972 Full House album from the J. Geils Band is something that is comparable in raunchiness. Here is just the hot Pack Fair And Square song from this album [take out your false teeth mama, I'm gonna suck your ...].

Enjoy

Eagle

Let there be no misunderstanding - the USA Busch government (bad) is something completely different than the USA as a great culture (good). Some songs that I like;
- Bruce Springsteen, Born in the USA, Live in NYC
- Jimi Hendrix, Star Spangled Banner
- American Victory March - for when USA get out of the iShit

We Love You

Smile

It just turned out the other way around. The girl that I am 50% in love with is not a lesbian. She even lives together for 2 years with a mutual colleague. They gave no rumor about their relation, but I should have known, because (recollecting) I heard the message some time ago. Aah, love makes deaf and blind. Just a few love songs here;
- Iggy Pop declaring his love for David Bowie
- An all time classic from the Beatles
- Drifters - Fools Fall In Love Too Soon

Enjoy

King

Kaki King in concert

Kaki is a lovely small sexy girl of about 5 foot someting with a much too big guitar. She sat beside me in the chair for a few seconds. This was on her fall 2007 Dutch tour. She then quickly moved to her [also very sexy] friend who was making pictures of the concert. I have a CD with her autograph.

Kaki is playing acaustic guitar. She was recently dubbed as the "female acaustic Jimi Hendrix" by RSM - a burdon that she can/will not take [I hope]. But she is doing a great job.

Kaki is lesbian and I am jealous. You will not be surprised that I have a 100+ tracks of her. She makes some great guitar music.
- Here is the Fortuna song from her early 2003 album Everybody Loves You.
- And ... she is absolutely kink [my gawd, how I luv hur].
- For all the fans, here is the [live] Pink Noise Guitar Slapping clip.

Enjoy

Plum

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Jenna

Jenna Jameson wallpaper

Every Thursday I get filled up with culture from my daily newspaper. This week I noticed a movie with a no-nude Jenna Jameson. This blog is just a small tribute to all the boys and girls in the adult business. Make no mistake, this is hard work. Jenna is a very hard working and über-wankable woman; an icon in the industry. The adult bizz will probable change drastically with the Blue-Ray format [keep informed].

Argentina

it takes two to tango

When you blog Brazilian stuff, you should not forget Argentina. After all, we have the most sexy queen in the world - we found her in Argentina. I am almost sure our future king is not tangoing with her. But you can make a sure bet that they fucked at least three times (probably not anal).

This blog is about tango. I posted some tango before. It got my attention again, because a colleague of mine did a holiday in South America. We do great together and [maybe] I'm just stoned in love with her. I think she's lesbian. This little blog is dedicated to all the great women who can kick balls.

- famous Olé Guapa Tango from (Dutch) Malando & Orchestra
- Tango Jonny is Dutch from Nico Haak
- hot tango clip from the tube
- and another one

SHIT! Why cannot I do that ...

Enjoy

Peking

Veronica Varekova

Of course sports has to do with politics and of course sports has to do with sex; so politics has to do with sex.
"am I that smart or are you that stupid" [Louis van Gaal]
(I have not the faintest idea what this bird is doing for her daily bread)

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Brazil

Again, again, again ... because Brazil is so sexy. Actually it is still a country with some troubles. The Brazilian ABC still stands; Amazing-Asses, Beautifull-Beaches, Crazy-Carnival. My super duper friendly housekeepster just got me 200 Samba songs.
There is a little Brazil Festival in Amsterdam tonight that she invited me for. My Gawd, am I really looking like Ronnie Biggs ... LOL

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Dan

Dan Quayle

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make"

Do you remember him? The 44th vice-president [1989-1993] of the United States. He got famous for his potato mis-spelling. There were some websites that recorded more of his famous quotes. It is still absolutely hilarious.

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Tops

Guantanamo Bay

There was a strange topic today on my Dutch news site. American militaries use music to torture and intimidate prisoners. You surely know Abu Graib and Guantanamo Bay. Actually I was not surprised. It is an ultimate disgrace for the arts - and I'm not sure whether to cry or to laugh. Some of the most used tracks;
- Fuck Your God - Deicide
- Die MF Die - Dope
- White America - Eminem
- Enter Sandman - Metallica
- Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
- Still Dirrty - Christina Aguilera
- Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees

Anne

Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker [1960] is from Belgium. She is a dancer and choreographer and pretty famous too. Here is just a "supreme" clip from her Rosas ballet group. You can click-along for her other stuff. John Coltrane's music is here.

Enjoy

Allah

Ultimate Greatness

There is/was a lot of turmoil about Dutch/Danisch Islam jokes. I am not into these extremes; Koran and Bible have similar crazy kinks [I read some of both].
Just to show you that Islam can have very sexy stuff, here is [again] some belly-dancing. I am sure Jesus and Mohamed like this Dina girl.

Enjoy