Harry's Holodeck: 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tips & Tricks

Almost a thousand entries on this blog – and then maybe I stop. An iPal asked be some help to start his own blog. This looks like a good moment to pass some knowledge that I collected the past few years. To spice-up your blog, you need some basic html-coding skills. Actually, some are not that basic. I wish here to thank my Nephew for all the evenings and nights that he showed me hands-on the html basics. I learned about 20+ tips and tricks. They can be found in the .txt file of this blog-entry (bottom). Here I will only show you a few that I used many times on this blog.

- First, this is a simple hotlink to a famous music forum.
This is a simple hotlink to Wikipedia, one of my favorite sites.
The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) is great for movie-lovers.

Here is an example of a 400 pix wide picture and a picture caption in a smaller font.

Birdman of Alcatraz (1962)

I get my pictures usually from a Google-search; but they must be persistent and free accessible. You can upload your own picture to Picasa.com (also from Google). You can scale pictures up and down with the "width" attribute. Scaling-up will give you some quality loss as is shown in this example; the original was about 350 pix wide and it was scaled-up to 400 pix.

When you scale-down a picture to fit your blog, you can add a "click here to enlarge" message, when the mouse hovers over the picture. Both URL's are typically the same.

Here is an example of what you can do with formatting tags in html. I use them very seldom because the text can look pretty ~~shitty~~ cluttered. I use the © Copyright tag with pictures when it is known. I think this is standard etiquette. The Trademark™ tag is rarely used on non-commercial websites.

You can control text with the font statement. This example uses size="3" face="verdana" color="yellow".

Here is a simple example of an (unordered) list. I don't like the big spacing;

White

Blue

Another example with the font tag used;

White

Blue

You can make more advanced lists (and tables) by replacing the Red/White/Blue text with hotlinks to sites.

Homepage of the CIA

Homepage of the FBI

Homepage of the NSA

Here is a last example of a smaller picture (half the blog size) with text wrapped around it. The picture is of William of Orange and the text is the text of the Dutch hymn. In this example you don't use a break between the picture and the text.

1. Wilhelmus van Nassouwe
ben ik, van Duitsen bloed,
den Vaderland getrouwe
blijf ik tot in den dood.
Een prinse van Oranje
ben ik, vrij onverveerd,
den Koning van Hispanje
heb ik altijd geëerd.

A nice element on your blog is a preview and a link to a YouTube clip. You can copy-paste the object embed code from YouTube. It's easy when you keep the aspect ratio right; about 400x320 pix for my blog. Here are the Dutch Women Volleyball team singing our National Hymn.

I skip the table.html for now; it's too complicated to explain; maybe later. You can do very well without it. I uploaded the html 8kb .txt coding file for this blog to several sites file. The file is called TTUN.txt (Tips and Tricks from Uncle and Nephew). Take your pick;
- From RapidShare
- From MegaUpload
- From HotFile
- From SendSpace
- From FilesMail
- From YourFileHost

Good luck, Harry

Friday, October 8, 2010

DEAD LINKS

Bamboo, House of Dolls (1973)

Many movie links on this blog are dead when you read this blog. All files on this blog were posted at RS but we will change this policy soon. RS deletes files in case of DL inactivity. The fall-back is to search other uploaded files with the same movie title.

This nice search engine looks for RS and MU files. You really must visit the originating site to check for passwords – abou a 25% chance.

This full Bamboo movie in .rmvb format was found with the search engine. I'm sure you can find a lot of nice movies.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Russ

Ultra Vixens [1979] Movie Poster

I've not been very active lately on my blog. Sometime it looks like I'm just pumping movie-bytes all around the interweb. Probably I have some better things to do. So here is a better idea for all of us.

[1] Take a look at the movie-poster.
This is a 90 MB. file from RS with 100 X-rated movie posters. Mostly soft, some special or super.
Here is the same 100 poster file from HotFile.
Here is the same 100 poster file from MegaUpload .

[2] Look for the movie trailer.
Utube doesn't allow for X- or R-rated clips. They have some boob-monitor in place. But this trailer still looks alive.

This 12 MB. intro trailer says it all about Russ Meyer movies boobs, boobs, cars, boobs, boobs.

[3] Then decide to download the whole movie.
You (very often) can find the full movie in .rar format on RS or MU with this great search engine. You must visit the originating site to check if a password is required.

That's how I found this great Russ Meyer cult classic. The movie is ~90+ min. in about 10 x 120 MB. parts. PSW = None.

=== [I Almost Forgot]===

Pussycat is another great [1965] culty from Russ Meyer. All movie links are still hot. There were some rumors around that Quentin Tarantino wants to do a remake with Britney Spears (she declined). Now that Pablo Rodriguez got Jessica Alba out of her clothes (Machete 2010), I am not surprised by anything anymore. I'm sure you can find the cam's on the interweb when the time is there (yawn).

Monday, June 28, 2010

Cigarettes

Scene from Seville (Spain)

Another [1984] movie. It's situated around the cigarette factory in Seville (Spain) in the 19th century. It's all about love, passion, jealousy, bull-fights, a frivolous gypsy girl (Carmen), a handsome corporal (Don Jose) and a not so happy ending.

My father introduced me to this Carmen opera (thanks Pa) and it made a firm impression on me since - for its story, its catchy songs and its sexy undertones.

Georges Bizet was a French music composer from Paris in the Romatic style. So, here is his best story and greatest (last) opera. Not sure if he was ever into Andalusian territory, but he did his research; I've been in Seville and saw the factory with my own eyes. It's a great building and its still there, but it has other usages today. The opera is so great.

Just to warm you up, try some clips from the Tube;
- Carmen overture with some Chilean 'balls'
- Sexy 'Habanera' song with English subtitles
- 'Toreador' from Dmitri & choir is impressive

'La Plaza de Toros de Ronda' (~100 miles SE of Seville) is THE bull-fight-temple in southern Spain. The BF scenes in this movie are from there and they are awesome. I've never seen any 'arty' bull-fight scenes in any movie; here is your chance.

Not for the faint-of-heart. When the toreador conquered the bull, he cut of his balls as a trophy. Ernest Hemingway was a bull-fight-fan. He is one of my heroes, maybe a substitute father (sorry Pa). Spinning around again. I did a holiday tour in southern Spain and I kinda fell in love with this region.

Take a look at this Ronda bull-fight movie . There are A- and B- category Toreadors; same as in Football / Soccer. This B-clip is very instructive for beginners. The Toreador is the star of the show. Some Picadors pinch the bull with some nasty spears to make him jumpy (always a HIM). The final scene is, that the Toreador will stab the bull with his sable between the shoulder-blades down through his heart. The bull then goes down, and he can take his balls. Finally the bull-corpse is dragged away by two horses.

George Bizet(1838–1875)did his Carmen opera a year before he died. Bizet now lies on the celeb-only cemetery Père Lachaise in Paris. I've been there too and it was an existentialist experience.

Bizet, Carmen, 1984, Spanish and English subtitles. Director: Francesco Rosi. Cast: Julia Migenes (Carmen), Placido Domingo (Don Jose).

http://rapidshare.com/files/336788009/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336789687/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336791342/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336792787/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336794266/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336795893/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336797385/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336798999/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336800906/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336802933/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336804688/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336806341/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part12.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336808186/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part13.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336809925/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part14.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336811720/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336813442/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part16.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336815020/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part17.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336816707/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part18.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336818336/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part19.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336820034/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part20.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336821492/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part21.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336822892/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part22.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336824382/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part23.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336825811/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part24.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336827394/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part25.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/336828501/Bt_Carmen__Opera_FILM_D.mingo-minervasyte.net.part26.rar

English subtitles;
http://rapidshare.com/files/336885930/Carmen.idx

psw = minerva

All credits go to the original uploader

Enjoy

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Land

Photo (c) Ansel Adams

The 'Gulf-stream Waters' made me post this one. Because it is such a mess over there, even I (Urp) am worried. Besides that (as a runner-up for the 4th of July) this is the best ever PR song for the USA. American children should sing this song every morning in primary schools. I even don't mind if this will become the USA National Hymn (oh, what silly thoughts again);

- The original is from Woody Guthrie.
- This is a Los Lobos version.
- Pete Seeger and Bruce Springsteen.

Enjoy

Monday, June 14, 2010

Cecilia

Cecilia Bartoli is an opera singster and she has nothing to do with this blog.

If this is a Jess Franco film (his name is in the openings) it is one of his best. You never know with this serial-director; he made over 150 movies by now and still going strong. Cecilia (1982) is 100% about skin, nudity and fornication.

The imdb rating of 2.0 is a real recommendation.

Some fan wrote:
After being gang raped and then having sex with her husband, Cecilia (Vicky Adams) discovers that marital sex is a lot better when the relationship is open.

This is an extremely rare film from Jess Franco but it's really a straight love story and not just a sleazy effort.

Franco treats the subject matter with full respect and tries his best to tell an honest story about marriage and the film remains interesting throughout, although not too much really goes on.

[all great bullshit, of course]

The totally-good-for-nothing scene with nude Cecilia on a white horse running along the beach is the best part of the movie. Actually all scenes are totally-good-for-nothing with nude Cecilia running around in it. That's why this movie is so great.

The links are about 100MB. each
http://rapidshare.com/files/398335167/aber.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/398339062/aber.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/398342520/aber.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/398346027/aber.avi.004
http://rapidshare.com/files/398350082/aber.avi.005
http://rapidshare.com/files/398353644/aber.avi.006
http://rapidshare.com/files/398356386/aber.avi.007
http://rapidshare.com/files/398359297/aber.avi.008
http://rapidshare.com/files/398362090/aber.avi.009
http://rapidshare.com/files/398364835/aber.avi.010
http://rapidshare.com/files/398367626/aber.avi.011
http://rapidshare.com/files/398370547/aber.avi.012
http://rapidshare.com/files/398331410/aber.avi.013

All credits go to Hartmut for providing the links.
No password, French spoken, English subtitles.

Enjoy

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Honda

Japanese director Ishiro Honda is The Godfather of many Godzilla movies. The series started in 1954 and is still running. There was a 50th anniversary movie in 2004. You can find some Godzilla entries on my blog. Instead of posting another episode, I will post some (re/search) links for you that are interested.

The legend originates from the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This triggered a gene-mutant-monster called Godzilla
and some more of his angry friends.

This is a nice-to-know background story to appreciate these flicks. It's probably a kind of way for Japan to cope with these defining national events (...).

Production quality from the Tokyo Toho studios is comparable with Hollywood; high. And the movies are always very entertaining.

The Godzilla movies are under-estimated and kind of hidden-cult in the west and that is a shame. They are on the same level as (say) the Hollywood 'Batman' or 'Spiderman' series; though most of these Godzilla movies were from the 1950's and 1960's.

I am a fan of Honda's Godzilla.

Some info about Ishiro Honda from imdb
Some info about Ishiro Honda from wiki
Some fan site
Some of my blogs
Some Honda posters
Some more Honda posters

Enjoy

Monday, May 3, 2010

Parker

Bob Hoskins

The Butler-Driver-Gardener gets emotionally involved with Her Ladyship; a well known romantic theme since "Lady Chatterley's Lover". I always suspected a behind-the-scenes relation between Parker and Penelope .

Bob Hoskins (George) gets involved with his Black Ladyship in this 1986 'Mona Lisa' movie. George is out of prison and agrees to chauffeur hi-class call-girl Simone (Cathy Tyson). At first they hate each other, but things can change for the better or for the worse. When Simone asks George to find a friend of hers that she lost contact with, he dives into the sordid underbelly of the UK sexprotution world.

This film hit me right between the eyes when I saw it the first time. It still is impressive. Bob Hopkins and Michael Caine are among my favorite UK actors.

'Do you have a big white rabbit with long floppy ears?' (05:50 minutes). That quote must be inspired by the Monty Python heritage. But for the remaining part this is a great movie.

Some fan wrote;
This was an unexpected treat, knowing next to nothing about it, save for the fact that I admire Bob Hoskins, Michael Caine, and Robbie Coltrane all. Cathy Tyson was merely ok in the film & sadly Coltrane is pretty much wasted as Thomas. But both Hoskins and Caine are superb. Sadly, in America at least, Bob Hoskins is known to the non-cinema masses as merely Eddie from "What ever happened to Roger Rabbit?" & "That guy from Hook". This is a shame, as he's an amazing actor.

All credits go to Lemon for providing these links;
http://rapidshare.com/files/161405740/MSC86DRM.part01.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161408709/MSC86DRM.part02.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161411957/MSC86DRM.part03.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161415151/MSC86DRM.part04.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161418602/MSC86DRM.part05.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161396642/MSC86DRM.part06.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161399619/MSC86DRM.part07.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161402471/MSC86DRM.part08.Lemon
http://rapidshare.com/files/161402573/MSC86DRM.part09.Lemon

Rename the .Lemon to .rar extension and proceed as usual.

Psw = www.lemonshare.net

Enjoy

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Max

Carla Rodenberg made this official (state) portrait of HRH Queen Beatrix

The last day of April is Queen's Day here in the Netherlands. Always very great & big festivities with lots of music, outdoor grab-bag markets all around and a lot of mess to clean up the next day.

The story goes that we will soon see the abdication of our Queen Beatrix. She has succeeded her mother, Queen Juliana in 1980. I was a live witness of the shitty mess riots festivities then. QB is the best Queen-Bitch we ever had. QW and QJ were also firm & fine strong gals but a bit soft.

In the 1980's the authorities (Hans Wiegel was Boss of the Interior Police) almost gave the order to kill-shoot the riot protesters. 30 years later the footage is still very spectecular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqyZm1lBZ4k)

And then Alex (King William IV, first male king since 1890) will ascend the throne. He is not a bad guy at all. His nick-name is 'prins-pils' (prince-cheers) because he always celebrates with the Dutch female hockey team. And probably fooled around with Nicky Nowhere under the showers extending a long and never-ending Dutch Royal tradition.

He is a Dutch royal, member of the Olympic Committee and sometimes 'a bit silly' according to his Argentinean girlfriend.

Maxima is his wife and our Dutch Beauty Queen (not covered in the Playboy yet). She fucked Alex at least three times now, because they have three super royal daughters. Her tears at the royal wedding are eternal icons for all of her Dutch fans. The latin song is Adios Nanino (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJWD_789-OE) which means 'bye bye papa' that was so to the point for this occasion.

Enjoy

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Three

'Tokyo Shock' is the word. This site has it all.

This is all reposting and wrapping up some favorite movie themes. An Easter weekend can give you some silly thoughts. Just follow the links and pick what you like.

Three on a row and you're in. I called it New Japanese Gore (NJG) in one of my previous blogs because these movies definitely have some similarities. The hallmark is over-the-top violence, extremely graphic, chain-saws, samurai-swords and other sharp utensils, fountains-of-blood, chopped faces and limbs, split-skulls, brains and intestines coming out, penises cut off and some more exhilarating candies.

It's also 'new' because of the Woman-Anti-Hero. You rarely find this theme in mainstream movies. The main woman character starts in an underdog position and then comes back in a terrible way. The theme is not new. 'Not a Nice Picture' was an inspiration for 'Kill Bill'. But our Japanese friends gave it an extra push with these movies.

'The Audition' (1999) from Takashi Miike was the first movie I would consider an NJG. Eihi Shiina (as Asami Yamazaki) amputated this guy's foot with a piano-string. Takashi Miike and Quentin Tarantino are friends. The opening scenes of their Sukiyaki Western Django from 2007 says it all.

The Audition Trailer is a Little Piece of Art on its own when you remember that this is a sadist-psycho-horror movie witch some heavy thanks to Alfred Hitchcock.

Same Eihi Shiina is Ruka as a Tokyo police officer with a self mutilation syndrome in the 2008 innovative SF movie 'Tokyo Gore Police'. Sorry, I here mixed up with Maiko Asano with Eihi Shiina.

Ruka challenges a chain-saw-creep with her Samurai Sword in the first scenes. A Japanese Samurai Sword is a Semi-Holy-Object and only allowed for male nobleman. With these movies (and also in Kill-Bill) women are using this weapon. This must be a shocker for Japanese traditionalists. I give this movie a Cult-A-Status because there is already a-movie-about-this-movie.

Some Gore Trailer from the Tube = Here.

Then I came across 'The Machine Girl'. A young girl (Minase Yashiro) got her left hand chopped off by a Yakuza (Mob) gang (oh, these sharp Japanese utensils are so awful) while they were joyfully butchering her family. Her prosthesis is a multi-barrel machine-gun that comes in handy in her tour-of-revenge.
The first five minutes of the movie is also the trailer.

My latest find is Miki Mizuno as the avenger in 'Hard Revenge, Milly'. Same theme same gore. A girl goes on a killing spree after they murdered her family. Visually attractive, lots of action, no subtleties, a straight slasher, English subtitles. With many thanks to Dharmox for the upload efforts;

Hard.Revenge.avi.001
Hard.Revenge.avi.002
Hard.Revenge.avi.003
Hard.Revenge.avi.004
Hard.Revenge.avi.005
Hard.Revenge.avi.006
Hard.Revenge.avi.007
Hard.Revenge.avi.008
Hard.Revenge.sub.rar

Enjoy

Easter

This looks like a movie-only blog (and probably it is) and I'm not going to correct it. Like some other guys around I'm just following my hormones (i.e. moods and tastes).

For Easter though, there is here now some great classical music for Easter. I just found this exceptional music in a top quality format.

Composer: J.S.Bach
Title: Matthews Passion
Posted by: royse
Date: 08 Sep 2009
Psw: none
Many: thanks to royse
Format: .flac
Size: 300 MB. each CD

CD1
http://rapidshare.com/files/266289956/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266280716/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266270701/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266260927/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266251677/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266242559/Bach_Matteu_CD1.part6.rar

CD2
http://rapidshare.com/files/266233797/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266224165/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266215109/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266206421/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266197487/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266188879/Bach_Matteu_CD2.part6.rar

CD3
http://rapidshare.com/files/266322582/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266314631/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266306751/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266298347/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266330510/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/266334441/Bach_Matteu_CD3.part6.rar

Enjoy

Thursday, April 1, 2010

13

It is amazing what movie-sites you can find. I just found this site with many great movies - famous and not so famous, crazy, sexy, and bizarre.

Thirteen is an Oscar nominated romantic movie from 2003 about adolescent girls; too old for dolls, too young for boys, just right for experimenting.

It is rated 'R' in the USA for drugs & sex & teens. But I agree with another fan that mothers should see this movie with their daughters, so they have much to talk about.

Thirteen.part1.rar
Thirteen.part2.rar
Thirteen.part3.rar
Thirteen.part4.rar

Psw = www.forumarchive.net (if needed)

All credits go to the original poster.

The site where I found this movie is new among my favorites. It is very active with many (types of) movies per day. It is all Rapidshare and .avi (.divx) stuff in handy 700 MB. sizes. The site looks from Turkey but it is all English .

Take a stroll and enjoy your Easter holiday.

Monday, March 29, 2010

18

I had some chat this weekend with an iPal about Texas and 18-wheelers. I just realized (sorry, a bit late) that they must drive for 1000's of miles while we in Urp will do with a few 100's. It makes me longing for road-movies and road-songs. But there were already so many on this blog.

This is probably the one and only Dutch trucker song, It is great and I didn't blogged before. You can look at it as silly Dutch culture (that is the normal attitude) or as a semi-culty expression of Dutch arts (which I am inclined to).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYK5PJrWRx4

[song = soon]

Paris

Oh My Gawd, why am I blogging Paris Hilton? I have to come up with a really good excuse to get my T-hormones under control.

Perez Hilton is a writing LA super paparazzi (with an accent on the 'writing'). He is close with the rich & famous and has many nice scoops and stories. It's a great site for your Monday morning wake up. Perez has probably all the looks and wits to extracts these nice stories. Maybe I make him a favorite on my blog.

The Paris movie is about her sexiest footage and all other of her special doings (R & X rated). I just give you the link here . I'm sure you can find out the rest for yourself.

Enjoy

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Rock

from a concert in Beesd (Netherlands) - bottle in pussy

Found, lost and found again. Typically one of those rare finds that you do not watch every weekend. Julie (lead singer), Nikki (keyboards), Babe (backup vocals and rhythm guitar), Jo (drums), the Bitch (bass guitar) the Beast (lead guitar), Lucy (the slut).

Rock Bitch (1997–2002) was a notorious lesbian punk-rock band from England. They used to perform naked and do sexual acts on-stage.

Their "Fist Fuck" act in Amsterdam (where els) is legendary.
A clip of about 7:30 minutes of .avi in 75 MB.

Here is the video of the full 1997 Amsterdam show.
A movie of about 76:00 minutes of .avi in 650 MB.

Tracklist:
01. Introduction
02. Cindy
03. Kill
04. The Golden Condom Award
05. Exploring Amsterdam
06. Lucifer
07. Bitter Rose
08. Fist Fuck (Part 1)
09. France
10. Whore of Satan
11. Kalima
12. Up and Down
13. Fist Fuck (Part 2)
14. The Sex Maniacs Ball
15. Pissdrippingfurburger

Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.001
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.002
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.003
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.004
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.005
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.006
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.007
Rock Bitch Live in Amsterdam 1997 .avi.008

All credits go to the original poster.

Enjoy

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Ten

GC is wanted on many music festivals

I was tricked by her age. She was a sweet sixteen when she did her first album and I expected some nice poppy songs again on her second album. But this is an Australian girl with different standards. She may well be the next Mad-Ga-Ga.

[ja neephje, ik had haar al twee jaar geleden in het snotje]

Yesterday she signed her second album here in Amsterdam for her fans. Pretty fat disco sounds, inspired by the 1970's. There were articles and PR interviews in the papers here, about her very first full-house performances at Paradiso and Glastonbury. She already speculated about her third album – New Orleans country & piano sounds.

I still give her the benefit of the doubt. Very promising sounds, but she needs to find a style of her own. I said that two years ago and it still stands.

- 2008 "Sweet About Me" live in Paradiso, Amsterdam
- 2008 Interview at the Glastonbury festival
- 2010 "On A Mission" music clip in MTV style

Enjoy

New

New Japanese Gore (NJG). The chainsaws only stop when they are cluttered with too many guts. I posted some of this stuff before just for the hilarious fun. When you are into New Japanese Gore this is a special movie for you.

I just found this strange and arty 45 min. movie that looks like nothing else done before. It is a sort of TMO (the-making-of). It is also a kind of documentary. It has scenes from the movie, it has original scenes, it is visually attractive, language and subtitles are virtually absent, special effects are nice, a piece of art on its own.
And it is all about the 2008 movie 'Tokyo Gore Police' (TGP).

This art house type of docu gives you some deeper insight (by means of art) in the visual grammar of New Japanese Gore. The Slasher genre is lifted to a higher level. And (cinematographically speaking) it is all 'tastefully' done with high production standards.

Correction: The only 'deeper insight' is that these people are fully devoted into making great gory movies and having a lot of fun in the process.

The special effects look quite simple but effective and innovative (and are really over the top); fountains of blood, so you need an umbrella (literally), heads, faces and limbs are cut off (vertically and horizontally) with chainsaws and nasty sharp Japanese swords. The blood-splattering on the camera-lens was new to me.

Another feature of these movies is the tormented-woman-avenger. Women are still the victims (in the beginning) but then take their revenge in an overwhelming way.

I posted The (2008) Machine Girl before;
- Here are the first 5 minutes of the movie (with English subs).
- There seems to be a Part-II that I will hunt later.

The title of this (45 min. 740 MB.) .avi refers to the 63-rd minute of the 'Tokyo Gore Police' movie;
- 63 Minutes Later - part1.rar
- 63 Minutes Later - part2.rar

I posted Tokyo Gore Police (2008) before. It is near-cult and probably the defining movie for many more to come from Tokyo Shock;
- Just a great TGP trailer.
- The auto-mutilation ad is crazy sarcastic.

Enjoy

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Island

a stylish b&w picture from the movie

It's like Junk Food; it's not very healthy, but you can swallow a Jess Franco a week. Among his 160+ movie pile of shit it's getting harder each time to find some nice ones.

Here is a nice one that was new to me .

Vampyros Lesbos (1971) is located (first) in the Istanbul Hilton and (then) in the Greek Turkish region of the island of Lesbos.
Jess Franco skillfully exploits the free sex and psychedelic hippy themes in those years. VL is one of his better known movies.
It delivers what the title promises; lots of skin and kinky, horror lesbian sex.

Linda is a young American lawyer, working in a law office in Istanbul. During the night, she has passionate dreams in which a sexy brunette harasses, and makes love to her, from which she's unable to defend herself. A minor case about an inheritance forces her to travel to one of the small islands off the Turkish coast (could be Lesbos).
Then, her nightmares come upon her in a real lively manner.

German spoken with English subtitle file included.
The 89 minute .avi movie is in 7 x 100 MB. parts (no psw);
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part1.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part2.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part3.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part4.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part5.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part6.rar
Vampyros Lesbos (1971) part7.rar

All credits go to UMMO for the uploading these files.

Enjoy

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Vatican

Another fine specimen of recent sleaze (Vatican Bashing).
The poster, imdb, title, trailer (PITT) will do for normal people.
But the 3.0 rating made me curious.

The Catholic Community always had its dark corners from the Borgia popes onward. Dan Brown told the story about Opus Dei, The Exorcist was a famous mainstream movie and Nunsploitation is a renowned niche kink genre in its own right.

I'm sure you can (as an educated adult) separate reality from fantasy. Really shocking are the recent reports about Catholic child abuse that are popping up all over the world now. I may have some victims in my social network that I don't know of.

We need a lot more of Vatican Bashing.

This .avi movie is about 94 minutes in 740 MB.;
Satan's Whip - part1.rar
Satan's Whip - part2.rar
Satan's Whip - part3.rar
Satan's Whip - part4.rar
Satan's Whip - part5.rar
Satan's Whip - part6.rar
Satan's Whip - part7.rar
Satan's Whip - part8.rar

All credits go to Domino as the original poster.

My Catholic Nephew normally pokes this blog with lesbian singsters.
Now he is poking us with a great to-the-point South-Park episode.
I was laughing and crying at the same time;

Red Hot Catholic Love - part1.rar
Red Hot Catholic Love - part1.rar

Enjoy

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Sandra

It's such a lovely tradition, the night before the Oscars. Sandra Bullock came in her own person to pick up her Razzie (Golden Raspberry, worst movie awards 2010).

Paul 'Robocop' Verhoeven was the first one to show up in his person for his 1995 Showgirls movie. It should be a Shame-On-You but it is of such greatness that these people show up in person and even make a witty speech.

I always was looking for a good reason to blog SB. She is so great a personality but also in so many mediocre movies. Her humorous acceptance speech is here.

Oh, btw, the movie was named All about Steve;
All About Steve part1.rar
All About Steve part2.rar
All About Steve part3.rar
All About Steve part4.rar
All About Steve part5.rar
All About Steve part6.rar
All About Steve part7.rar

All credits go to the original poster, no password.

And then (miracle of all miracles) the next day Sandra got an Oscar for Best Actress in the movie The Blind Side.

It was a Ladies Night in many respects – Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker, Mo'Nique in Precious.

Enjoy

Ellen

Ellen is actually a performster, not a singster

Ellen ten Damme is a Dutch multi-talented actress, singer & performer. She is near-celeb because she is a hard-to-corner and serious professional with few connections to the paparazzi (the hallmark of all Dutch near-celebs).

She can be very raunchy but she is always very classy. Ellen is straight, honest, confused, sexy, humorous and hot in these tubes. Look further for more Ellen-Fun.

She is doing her thing now for some years and still is grossly underestimated here in the Netherlands. I made some pre-boom predictions on this blog (of which 30% came thru) hyping some kids before they were well-known. I wish I could do that for Ellen, but I'm afraid she is too professional to be hyped.

Yes, you can compare Ellen with Lady Gaga. The major difference is that Ellen is much more direct and explicit in her songs & texts. The German title of the second tube ("Plattgefickt") translates somewhere into "Fucked Silly" or "Plat Geneukt" in Dutch.

- Ellen talks about Pippi Langstrumpf (my Heroin) and the Daily Lama (Dutch).
- Ellen in her "Fucked Silly" performance (German)

I'm sure you can Wiki, Google and Tube a lot more from Ellen.

Enjoy

Sultan

Jess (Jesus) Franco (1930) is a serial director from Spain.
He is one of the greatest 'Sultans of Sleaze'; a handful of in/famous Euro Trash (ET) directors from the 1970's and 1980's, often from Italy and Spain. My previous 'Eurotica' documentary has the full story.

You can find a lot of references to JF here on my blog. Just follow the links. Say-no-more, say-no more. OK, a little bit then.

You should notice that 80 yo. Jess Franco made over a 160 movies and still is an active director today. When you scan the titles on imdb, he must be a terminal adolescent – he is my hero.

Erwin C. Dietrich was his Swiss producer for many years and Lina Romay was his muse and his later wife. You can find their names splattered all over my blog.

Jess Franco's "Mansion of the Living Dead" (1985) takes horror to the extreme. When four waitresses embark on a vacation in the Canary Islands, their idea of relaxing includes a host of kinky pleasures. Things seem like they can't get any wilder, until a horny zombie army turns up at their doorstep

Unrar part 7 to extract the English subtitles and then join all parts;
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.001
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.002
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.003
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.004
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.005
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .avi.006
Mansion of the Living Dead (1985) Jess Franco .rar.007

Never a password (until indicated otherwise).

Many thanks Spawny for the rip.

Enjoy

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Euro

Brigitte Lahaie is a French Euro Trash icon

Super sleazy and sexy footage from the 1960's to 1980's. This 12 part history documentary series is called Eurotica. It should be archived under Euro Trash (ET).

The series shows many clips of all of the in/famous ET movies and also has many background interviews (about 30 years later) with all of the famous ET directors and actresses.

In 1974, French pron laws were abolished and then the show was on.
A lovely must-have series for all ET & Kink lovers.
You better DL one part at the time and then view the next one.
All credits go to the original uploader.
Each episode is about 380MB. and 25:00 minutes.

http://rapidshare.com/files/227838882/Eurotika.01-Vampires.and.Virgins-Films.of.Jean.Rollin-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227838841/Eurotika.01-Vampires.and.Virgins-Films.of.Jean.Rollin-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227838859/Eurotika.01-Vampires.and.Virgins-Films.of.Jean.Rollin-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227838586/Eurotika.01-Vampires.and.Virgins-Films.of.Jean.Rollin-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227838952/Eurotika.02-Diabolical.Mr.Franco-Films.of.Jess.Franco-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227838985/Eurotika.02-Diabolical.Mr.Franco-Films.of.Jess.Franco-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227839405/Eurotika.02-Diabolical.Mr.Franco-Films.of.Jess.Franco-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227839223/Eurotika.02-Diabolical.Mr.Franco-Films.of.Jess.Franco-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227839455/Eurotika.03-Blood.and.Black.Lace-Italian.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227839448/Eurotika.03-Blood.and.Black.Lace-Italian.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227839524/Eurotika.03-Blood.and.Black.Lace-Italian.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227839226/Eurotika.03-Blood.and.Black.Lace-Italian.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227843118/Eurotika.04-From.Barcelona.to.Tunbridge.Wells-Jose.Larraz-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842590/Eurotika.04-From.Barcelona.to.Tunbridge.Wells-Jose.Larraz-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227843169/Eurotika.04-From.Barcelona.to.Tunbridge.Wells-Jose.Larraz-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842241/Eurotika.04-From.Barcelona.to.Tunbridge.Wells-Jose.Larraz-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227842464/Eurotika.05-French.Blue-Erotic.Films.of.France-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227843193/Eurotika.05-French.Blue-Erotic.Films.of.France-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842827/Eurotika.05-French.Blue-Erotic.Films.of.France-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842944/Eurotika.05-French.Blue-Erotic.Films.of.France-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227843370/Eurotika.06-A.Life.In.Four.Chapters-Films.of.Jose.Benazeraf-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842802/Eurotika.06-A.Life.In.Four.Chapters-Films.of.Jose.Benazeraf-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227843406/Eurotika.06-A.Life.In.Four.Chapters-Films.of.Jose.Benazeraf-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227842752/Eurotika.06-A.Life.In.Four.Chapters-Films.of.Jose.Benazeraf-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227848002/Eurotika.07-So.Sweet.So.Perverse-Women.Of.European.Sexploitation-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848076/Eurotika.07-So.Sweet.So.Perverse-Women.Of.European.Sexploitation-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227847780/Eurotika.07-So.Sweet.So.Perverse-Women.Of.European.Sexploitation-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227847518/Eurotika.07-So.Sweet.So.Perverse-Women.Of.European.Sexploitation-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227848027/Eurotika.08-Strange.Behavior-Cult.Films.Of.Eurocine.Studios-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848127/Eurotika.08-Strange.Behavior-Cult.Films.Of.Eurocine.Studios-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848478/Eurotika.08-Strange.Behavior-Cult.Films.Of.Eurocine.Studios-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848476/Eurotika.08-Strange.Behavior-Cult.Films.Of.Eurocine.Studios-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227848591/Eurotika.09-Is.There.a.Doctor.in.the.House-Medicine.Gone.Bad-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848496/Eurotika.09-Is.There.a.Doctor.in.the.House-Medicine.Gone.Bad-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848586/Eurotika.09-Is.There.a.Doctor.in.the.House-Medicine.Gone.Bad-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227848335/Eurotika.09-Is.There.a.Doctor.in.the.House-Medicine.Gone.Bad-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227853759/Eurotika.10-I.Am.A.Nymphomaniac-Erotic.Films.of.Max.Pecas-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227853740/Eurotika.10-I.Am.A.Nymphomaniac-Erotic.Films.of.Max.Pecas-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227855332/Eurotika.10-I.Am.A.Nymphomaniac-Erotic.Films.of.Max.Pecas-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227854435/Eurotika.10-I.Am.A.Nymphomaniac-Erotic.Films.of.Max.Pecas-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227853747/Eurotika.11-Blood.and.Sand-Spanish.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227855176/Eurotika.11-Blood.and.Sand-Spanish.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227856022/Eurotika.11-Blood.and.Sand-Spanish.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227855066/Eurotika.11-Blood.and.Sand-Spanish.Horror.Films-SMz.avi.004

http://rapidshare.com/files/227854399/Eurotika.12-Blood.Beast-Films.of.Michael.Reeves-SMz.avi.001
http://rapidshare.com/files/227854363/Eurotika.12-Blood.Beast-Films.of.Michael.Reeves-SMz.avi.002
http://rapidshare.com/files/227854443/Eurotika.12-Blood.Beast-Films.of.Michael.Reeves-SMz.avi.003
http://rapidshare.com/files/227855052/Eurotika.12-Blood.Beast-Films.of.Michael.Reeves-SMz.avi.004

Enjoy

Prison

Monica Swinn is the only relation with this blog

I am still in Bad Taste mode. Here is another great WIP-flick (Women in Prison). A standard WIP is about sexual abuse and violence in an Asian Rain Forrest (ARF) setting or on a South American Island (SAI).

The WIP formula is pretty straight; sadistic wardens, lesbian sex, punishment whippings, the mass nude shower scene (never, never forget) and the escape scene in the end does for about 99%. It is a depressive creativity that someone could make an original flick in this formula.

This is a great specimen from 1976 where violence = low and sex = high. In the second half of the movie all prisoners are running around naked, as a punishment from the warden.

Erwin C. Dietrich (producer & director), Monica Swinn and Brigitte Lahaie are the 'golden team' in this sick flick.

The preview pictures are here or here.

The movie comes in about 8 x 100 MB. parts;
http://rapidshare.com/files/124257957/gf_-part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124262661/gf_-part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124267642/gf_-part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124272918/gf_-part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124279095/gf_-part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124284136/gf_-part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124289538/gf_-part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/124292894/gf_-part08.rar

Enjoy

Friday, March 5, 2010

Bad Taste

~~Bad Taste poster for a Dutch Festival~~ Great Fun

I got a part-2 DVD some years ago. So, there must be a part-1 (clever thinking). De Nacht van de Wansmaak (The Night of Bad Taste) was a travelling cinema production from two Belgian guys that collected trailers and scenes of worst-ever B-movies. I was belly-up with laughter the first time (DVD-2) and now again from this one (DVD-1).

All footage is English spoken but the introductions are in Dutch. There you can hear the meticulous research and fact-finding that these Flemish guys have done.

A special treat is that these Belgians (Belgians in general) speak better and wittier Dutch language than the Dutch themselves.
For me (as a native Dutch) it is almost half the fun.

The tube-trailer from Inframan; a 1975 sci-fi / kung-fu mixed movie from the famous Hong Kong Shaw Brothers production company;

words from imdb:
In an unusual format, entitled 'The Night of Bad Taste', Flemish movie director Jan Verheyen did, several years in a row, present some eccentric movie-stuff with a long succession of material from pictures that never made it into mainstream, being too gore, obscene, clumsy, sleazy, grotesque etc. to make the production work in its genre - but somehow funny or fascinating in their own right as accidental persiflage, some almost bloopers which (by miracle) survived the final cut.

The full DVD-1 rip can be found here.

I have seen Flesh Gordon (1974) in my adolescent years (when do they ever end). It is one of the movies covered on the DVD. This is definitely a lot more than a 'poster & trailer' movie.

The full movie can be found here. Notice the other entries on this blog - definitely a favorite of mine.

Enjoy

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Black

Zwartboek (Blackbook) is a recent all Dutch movie (no subs) from Paul 'Robocop' Verhoeven. Carice van Houten is the new kid on the block in this movie. She is an international celeb by now, performing in many (pre-production) movies and nominated for several prizes.

Like Dutch model Doutzen Kroes she is/acts like a hard working next door girl. Diva behavior would be unacceptable in the Netherlands for serious professionals. They will be hunted down by the paparazzi. Both Carice and Doutzen don't have much paparazzi attention. Maybe because they are travelling a lot, maybe because they are serious professionals.

When you take all Paul's movies into account and his first/recent book about Jesus, this is another Dutch masterpiece with some deep thoughts. Dutch never are proud of their achievements (and we have some) but this movie is great.

- A Dutch fan wrote a critic on imdb (and I agree).
- The RS links are here (no use that I am replicating them).

Enjoy

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Runner

scene from 'Blade Runner' city

Metropolis and Blade Runner. Movies inspire other movies. We all know that. Quentin Tarantino makes it his hallmark. Here are two movies that obsessed me for some time now.

If it doesn't ring a bell, you should skip this blog, because this is a big download. All credits go to the original posters who are obviously also movie lovers – many thanks lovers.

Metropolis (1927, Fritz Lang) was hugely over budget and a big flop in the cinema in those days. It landed on the rubbish-dump of movie history. But then (don't know how) Fritz' genius was recognized and people started to reconstruct his movie.
This is the latest 2010 version, presented at the Berlin Film Festival. The 150 min. .avi comes in about 7 x 200 MB. parts with English subtitles;
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.001
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.002
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.003
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.004
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.005
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.006
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.007
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 .rar.008

The 'extras' contain original documentary 'the making of' footage.
A must-have for every Metropolis freak. Another 900 MB. of .avi;
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 extras .rar.001
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 extras .rar.002
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 extras .rar.003
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 extras .rar.004
Metropolis 1927 - 2010 extras .rar.005

Blade Runner (1982) is a direct quote of Metropolis.
Also an iconic Sci-Fi movie and also with some deeper thoughts.
The 110 min. 'director's cut' .avi comes in about 8 x 90 MB. parts;
Blade Runner part1.rar
Blade Runner part2.rar
Blade Runner part3.rar
Blade Runner part4.rar
Blade Runner part5.rar
Blade Runner part6.rar
Blade Runner part7.rar
Blade Runner part8.rar

Enjoy

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Louis

My Nephew lost a real uncle. This blog is for them.

Louis Davids (no Wiki) was a Dutch singer and entertainer in the 1930's. His language skills (song texts) are still remarkable to today's standards. When you like Dutch language. Underestimated, he was the Godfather of Dutch stand-up-comedians. Here are some tubes and tracks – all in Dutch language.

- The Nickel song (Dubbeltje – Kwartje) is famous and pathetic
- The Scheveningen Beach song is romance
- The football-match (Ajax – Blauw Wit) is all humor
- The (Zuiderzee) South See ballad is Dutch history
- Voor de Bakker ('Done') is a Dutch saying since this song
- Summer Telegrams (.mp3) sounds like a 1937 rap
- His most famous 1937 'Ford' song is here in .mp3 format

Enjoy

Kim

This undated picture, released from Korean Central News Agency on June 11, 2008, shows North Korean leader Kim Jong Il inspecting Korean People's Army unit 958 at an undisclosed location.

Here is a three part documentary about the secret live of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. Don't expect many words from me. It made me laugh and it made me cry. 68 yo. Kim is a smart guy; He stopped drinking and he quit smoking.

- Kim docu part1 from the tube
- Kim docu part2 from the tube
- Kim docu part3 from the tube

When there was world championships in military parades, North Korea would have won gold. The comments from the female voice are actually the best part of this clip.

Enjoy

Water

Napoleon Crossing the Alps by Jacques-Louis David, 1800

I was exhausted after seeing this one hour docu-movie, so a great audio-visual. It's about the 1815 Battle at Waterloo. Napoleon, Wellington, Prussians, even Dutch and the lot. It were actually several battles during several days. Wiki has the story and this is the docu. The movie looks like a BBC production; one of their best.

When you listen closely, you can hear Beethoven's music all over.

In the end, Napoleon put in his Personal Guard (his special forces, that never lost a battle). They were over-acting in the charge. When they had to retreat from the English hill-side canon fire, this news got the whole French army to collapse into mental and physical disarrey and thereby loosing the Waterloo battle.

Great footage for the historically inclined.

The one hour movie is English spoken with Dutch subtitles.
It comes in about 6 x 90 MB. parts;
Battle of Waterloo - part1.rar
Battle of Waterloo – part2.rar
Battle of Waterloo – part3.rar
Battle of Waterloo – part4.rar
Battle of Waterloo – part5.rar
Battle of Waterloo – part6.rar

Enjoy

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Girls

Carice van Houten in Paul Verhoeven's Black Book movie

Sorry, Paul (Dutch) Verhoeven again. I did some research but then; here is Paul 'Robocop' Verhoeven's Showgirls (1995) movie. You know my love for Paul by now; he is also Dutch and he makes crazy good movies. Showgirls was awarded a Razzie in 1996 (worst movie) and Paul was the first director who showed up in person to pick up his prize. That was a stunning act and lifted him (and the movie) to semi-cult status.

Paul demands a lot from his stars. Amazing what he let his actors do on-screen. In 'Zwartboek' (Black Book) Carice van Houten (Dutch Super Star) is blending her pubic hair with peroxide to look like an Arian woman to seduce the Nazi officer. I must post this movie sometime.

It looks that the raunchiest scenes from Showgirls are not around on the Tube, so I posted some myself;
- Showgirls (1995) – Her First Topless Dance
- Showgirls (1995) - The $500 Lapdance
- Showgirls (1995) - The Pool Scene

A fan on imdb wrote;
People love to trash this movie for some reason. Sure, it has its cheesy moments and maybe there is some over-acting on the part of a couple of the actresses, but still, this movie has some really fun scenes. You just can't take this movie too seriously and still enjoy it. Watch it as if it is a raunchy comedy and you won't be disappointed.

I think it is hypocritical that the same country that made the movie Basic Instinct a hit would trash this one. I just feel sorry for Elizabeth Berkley since this movie probably ruined her career. Still, I think we should all give her another chance. She's worth it. Don't all our Saved By the Bell loyalties mean anything? I want to close by saying that I am proud to own this movie in my personal video collection. It is a cult classic in the making!!!

The full 130 minute .avi movie comes in about 8 x 100 MB. parts.
It is English spoken and has a separate Turkish subtitle file.
No PSW. All credits go to the original uploader.

- Showgirls (1995) – part1.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part2.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part3.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part4.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part5.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part6.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part7.rar
- Showgirls (1995) – part8.rar

Enjoy

Tom

'Big Time' from 1988 is a full music movie with Tom Waits and his band. Bringing his unique sense of humor to this bizarre and original piece of moviemaking, Tom Waits takes the audience through a musical journey with his jazzy, quirky, bluesy tunes presented as you would never, ever, ever expect.

Director: Chris Blum. Cast: Tom Waits, Michael Blair, Ralph Carney, Greg Cohen, Marc Ribot, Willie Schwarz.

The files are about 8 x 90 MB.
Tom Waits (1988) Big Time part1.rar
Tom Waits (1988) Big Time part2.rar
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Tom Waits (1988) Big Time part4.rar
Tom Waits (1988) Big Time part5.rar
Tom Waits (1988) Big Time part6.rar
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Red

Zilla

The Return of Godzilla

Another episode from 1984 in the Japanese Godzilla saga. Don't take this series for granted. It started in the 1950's when GZ was (culturally) born from the Hiroshima and Nagasaki events. I suggest you take these movies as the Japanese way to cope with these events. It has many serious and funny meanings.

The production efforts (again) are high and the Japanese navy plays a major role in this movie. You also should notice the bloody serious acting of the brass. When you want the USA forces to help you with your movie, it must be very near to propaganda [compare Top-Gun and Apocalypse-Now].

In this movie GZ is pestering Russian and American submarines, sparking an international crisis while trampling around in Tokyo. Languages spoken are Japanese, Russian and English – also depicting the serious efforts of this movie.

How do they avoid the crisis and how do they take out the monster?

A trailer is here. The .avi movie comes in about 6 x 95 MB. files;

The Return of Godzilla [1984] part1.rar
The Return of Godzilla [1984] part2.rar
The Return of Godzilla [1984] part3.rar
The Return of Godzilla [1984] part4.rar
The Return of Godzilla [1984] part5.rar
The Return of Godzilla [1984] part6.rar

psw = www.surrealmoviez.info

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Rotterdam

Joris Ivens, Rotterdam Europoort, 1966

In 1964, Joris Ivens was asked by Rotterdam City Council to make a film promoting the largest harbor in the world. For Ivens, this commission was a welcome opportunity to strengthen the vulnerable relationship with his homeland and reconnect with 'Dutch' themes, like the Flying Dutchman. Meant as a publicity film, ROTTERDAM EUROPOORT (1966) became a skilful, artistic documentary with fictional scenes and incorporating new camera techniques, so that it turned out to be useless for publicity. Therefore, the disappointed producer Joop Landré turned to Tom Tholen, the sound man on 'Rotterdam Europoort', to revisit the locations and produce an almost complete remake, even excluding the artistic elements.

After more than thirty years of work abroad, Joris Ivens was invited by the municipality to make a film in Rotterdam again, where he had shot his well-known The Bridge (1928). Rotterdam-Europoort, whose production took two years, became a layered hybrid of fact and fiction, poetry and legend - a modern interpretation of The Flying Dutchman. Not devoid of critical remarks, it was a challenging way to promote the port. Besides its imagery, the film is also special for its sound, and Ivens subsequently encouraged soundman Tom Tholen to direct films himself.

Rotterdam Europoort [1966] part1.rar
Rotterdam Europoort [1966] part1.rar
Rotterdam Europoort [1966] part1.rar

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Angie

Michèle Mercier [right] is Angélique

Every young boy's wet dream – at least in the 1960's. I have seen some of these Angélique movies. Almost no nudity but loaded with special eroticisms. Even a 12 year old boy could smell that.

So great memories. This looks like the complete set of movies.

Very many thanks to biohazard for uploading these movies. BH obviously did some great research to compare the novels to the films that is very informative.

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Title: Angelique, Marquise des Anges (1964) No.1
Rating: 6.4/10
Runtime: 1h 56m 35s
Language: French
Country: France | West Germany | Italy
Color: Color (Eastmancolor)
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057846/

Director: Bernard Borderie
Cast:
Michèle Mercier ... Angélique Sancé de Monteloup
Robert Hossein ... Jeoffrey de Peyrac
Jean Rochefort ... Desgrez
Claude Giraud ... Philippe de Plessis-Bellieres
Giuliano Gemma ... Nicolas
Charles Régnier ... Conan Becher
Jacques Toja ... Louis XIV
Madeleine Lebeau ... La Grande Demoiselle
Jean Topart ... Bourié
Bernard Woringer ... Bernard D'Andijos
Philippe Lemaire ... De Vardes
Jean Ozenne ... Le marquis de Plessis-Bellières
François Maistre ... Le prince de Condé
Robert Porte ... Monsieur
Etchika Choureau ... Hortense

Description: In this first part of the Angélique cycle, set in Mid-17th century France under the young Sun King Louis XIV, still struggling for his throne, while beggars and brigands roam the country, Angélique de Sancé de Monteloup, fifth child of an impoverished country nobleman in the Poitou marshlands, expected to struggle for a meager subsistence, educated in a nunnery, is betrothed at 17 to Joffrey de Peyrac, the 12 years older rich but cripple Comte de (count of) Peyrac de Morens and seigneur (Lord) of Toulouse, scarred in the face and said to be a sorcerer, in fact practicing oriental mining techniques which make his vast fortune. For the sake of her family, Angélique reluctantly agrees to the match but refuses the advances of her husband, who does not enforce his conjugal rights, wishing only to win her heart. As Angelique gradually discovers virtuous Peyrac's remarkable talents as scientist, musician and philosopher, she falls passionately in love with him. Joffrey's unusual way of life is threatened by the ambitious Archbishop of Toulouse, and soon the jealous young king Louis XIV, Joffrey is arrested for 'sorcery'. Angélique single-handedly faces the royal court, surviving murder and poison attempts on her self in a fruitless effort to save Joffrey from the stake. Intent on revenge and survival on her own, Angélique desperately joins the dark Paris underworld, finding it now ruled by her youth friend, farmer's son Nicolas, whose true love she had forsaken for her arranged marriage.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/241730012/Ang1.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/241806562/Ang1.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/241901913/Ang1.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242004135/Ang1.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242072797/Ang1.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242116330/Ang1.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242169080/Ang1.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242243595/Ang1.part8.rar

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1.36 GB (2 CD, 700 + 697 MB)
resolution: 608 x 256
format: avi (film), eng srt (subtitles)

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Title: Merveilleuse Angélique (1965) No.2
Rating: 6.2/10
Runtime: 1h 44m 43s
Language: French
Country: France | Italy | West Germany
Color: Color (Eastmancolor)
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058343/

Director: Bernard Borderie
Cast:
Michèle Mercier ... Angélique de Peyrac
Claude Giraud ... Philippe de Plessis-Bellières
Jean Rochefort ... Desgrez
Jean-Louis Trintignant ... Claude le Petit, dit Le poète croté
Giuliano Gemma ... Nicolas
Claire Maurier ... Ninon de Lenclos
Ernst Schröder ... Le capitaine du Châtelet
Charles Régnier ... Conan Becker
Jacques Toja ... Louis XIV
François Maistre ... Prionce de Condé
Robert Porte ... Monsieur
Denise Provence ... Barbe
Noël Roquevert ... Maître Bourjus, l'aubergiste
Rosalba Neri ... La Polak
Elizabeth Ercy ... Rosine (as Elisabeth Ercy)

Description: Angelique (Michele Mercier) is saved by the king of the cutthroats (Giuliano Gemma) when she is endangered in the streets of Paris. After her hero is killed, she has many amorous affairs and becomes a successful businesswoman in this costume-drama sequel based on the book by Serge and Anne Golon.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/242425004/Ang2.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242473383/Ang2.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242542982/Ang2.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242626832/Ang2.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242720946/Ang2.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242804118/Ang2.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242861043/Ang2.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/242924432/Ang2.part8.rar

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1.36 GB (2 CDs, 698 + 699 MB)
resolution: 640 x 272
format: avi (film), eng srt

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Title: Angélique et le Roy (1966) No.3
Rating: 6.2/10
Runtime: 1h 44m 28s
Language: French
Country: France | Italy | West Germany
Color: Color (Eastmancolor)
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058909/

Director: Bernard Borderie
Cast:
Michèle Mercier ... Angélique de Plessis-Bellière
Robert Hossein ... Jeoffrey de Peyrac
Jean Rochefort ... Desgrez
Jacques Toja ... Louis XIV
Sami Frey ... Bachtiary Bey
Estella Blain ... De Montespan
Fred Williams ... Ràkóczi
Pasquale Martino ... Savary
Jean Parédès ... Saint-Amon
René Lefèvre ... Colbert (as René Lefebvre)
Michel Galabru ... Bontemps
Philippe Lemaire ... de Vardes
Ann Smyrner ... Thérèse
Carol Le Besque ... La Desoeillet
Michel Thomass ... M. de Bonchef

Description: Angélique et le Roy" is Anne et Serge Golon's peak: their novel successfully recreates the atmosphere of Louis the fourteenth 's court, with its intrigues, and its incredible "Etiquette". Their depictions are vivid and colorful. They have never blended so intimately Angelique's adventures with the historical events and there 's a lot of 'em war in Holland, the sumptuous feasts which celebrated victory, the rise of Madame de Montespan and the fall of Louise de La Vallière as favorites of the Sun King, the poisons affair, Henriette d'Angleterre's death, et al. Of course, there are some mistakes (the book was written in the fifties) Monsieur, frère du roi (king's brother), was never the villain depicted by the Golon, and his wife's (Henriette) poisoning was never proved(and the historians reckon it's unlikely).

What about the movie? It's an almost complete loss. The scenarists took what was the most spectacular-Angélique meets a Persian prince and is almost raped, she attends a black mass and left the rest, all I mention above. "Indomptable Angélique" and "Angélique et le Sultan" the two final episodes of the saga are, if possible, worse.

One should note, however, that only the third part of the novel was transferred to the screen. Philippe, who plays a prominent part in the novel, disappears in the prologue.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/243027398/Ang3.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243118199/Ang3.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243186176/Ang3.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243233374/Ang3.part4.rar

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700 MB
resolution: 608 x 256
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Title: Indomptable Angélique (1967) No.4
Rating: 6.3/10
Runtime: 1h 22m 20s
Language: French
Country: France | Italy | West Germany
Color: Color (Eastmancolor)
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061819/

Director: Bernard Borderie
Cast:
Michèle Mercier ... Angélique de Peyrac
Robert Hossein ... Jeoffrey de Peyrac
Roger Pigaut ... Le Marquis d'Escrainville
Christian Rode ... Le Duc de Vivonne
Ettore Manni ... Jason
Bruno Dietrich ... Coriano
Pasquale Martino ... Savary
Sieghardt Rupp ... Millerand

Description: This is the 4th film in the Angelique saga. Both this one and the 5th one ("Angélique et le Sultan" ) are actually one long flick divided into two parts. Both are Anne and Serge Golon's "Indomptable Angélique" transferred to the screen. The first films of the series roughly followed the plots of the novels. But from "Angélique et le Roy" onwards, they started to wander from them dramatically. For example "Angelique et le Roy" consisted of the last part of the three which the novel featured and Peyrac did appear in it whereas he is absent from the novel.

In "Indomptable Angelique" Angelique goes in search of her husband Joffrey de Peyrac who did not die on the stake. Golon's novel was oversimplified; numerous characters who appear in it have been ruled out - Desgrez, the king's policeman, Nicolas Calembredaine (galley slave in the novel). The part of the old Savary is more important in the novel. Moreover Peyrac has become a masked pirate "Le Rescator" in the movie. Had Robert Hossein been masked, the audience would have giggled. Unfortunately a lot of Golon's magic is gone.
From the novel the scenarists kept the most "daring" scenes; Angelique handed over to D'Escrainville's men down in the hold, then to ferocious cats, then sold in a slaves market. At the time, the audience was very disappointed, even Angelique's fans, because, not only the movie was very short (barely 80 min.) but it also abruptly ended.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/243268513/Ang4.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243346510/Ang4.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243433121/Ang4.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243517172/Ang4.part4.rar

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715 MB
resolution: 704 x 304
format: avi (film), eng srt

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Title: Angélique et le Sultan (1968) No.5
Rating: 6.1/10
Runtime: 1h 37m 26s
Language: French
Country: France | West Germany | Italy
Color: Color (Eastmancolor)
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061357/

Director: Bernard Borderie
Cast:
Michèle Mercier ... Angélique de Peyrac
Robert Hossein ... Jeoffrey de Peyrac
Jean-Claude Pascal ... Osman Ferradji
Jacques Santi ... Vateville
Helmuth Schneider ... Colin Paturel (as Helmut Schneider)
Roger Pigaut ... Le Marquis d'Escrainville
Ettore Manni ... Jason
Erno Crisa ... Turkish Ambassador
Bruno Dietrich ... Corlano
Pasquale Martino ... Savary
Renato De Carmine ... Jason
Henri Cogan ... Bolbec
Aly Ben Ayed ... Le sultan
Claudio Previtera
Gaby Mesée (as Gaby Messe)

Description: By now, there have been four other Angélique films and the series is simply losing momentum. As far as this film goes, it is the least interesting of the series by far--so it isn't surprising that the films were discontinued after this one.

This film finds Angélique in a North African Muslim kingdom where she is now part of the Sultan's harem. Most of the first 2/3 of this film consists of her angrily refusing to be bedded as well as their trying to literally beat some sense into her. It all seems to go on too long and I was surprised that the Sultan simply didn't have her killed. Late in the film, she finally escaped with the help of two Christian prisoners and in the end she is FINALLY reunited with her husband--but not until there is a nasty twist near the end where her handsome rescuer is needlessly killed. My wife, in particular, hated this ending as the nice blond guy seems to have been killed off for no particular reason and he was a pretty swell guy.
Overall, worth seeing if you've seen the other films but not an especially engaging film and there just isn't a whole lot of plot. As a result, this film simply limps to a conclusion.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/243811532/Ang5.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243927305/Ang5.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/243988163/Ang5.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/244081533/Ang5.part4.rar

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700 MB
resolution: 704 x 304
format: avi (film), eng srt

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