Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tina
I blogged Tina before
Tina is from Denmark. Jazzy/Poppy singster, delivered by Nephew. She changed her Dickow surname into Dico. I blogged Tina before, because she is so great. Tina sounds mature and self-confident on here Ten album;
- Count To Ten is from 2007
- Open Wide is the third track
Enjoy
Super Shit
fighting against windmills
I'm not sure what happened [maybe I hit the wrong key]. All my 500+ blog entries seem to be have disappeared, but they still look reacheable in the search function (top-left). Just a minor instance of Super-Shit-Happens-All-The-Time.
Old Dutch songs (Liedjes Uit De Oude Doos) comes in 3 parts;
- track-1 of album-1
- track-2 of album-2
- track-3 of album-3
Enjoy
Blue
Lynx and Lamb Gaede are from 1992, Bakersfield, California, USA
Picture this. Two neo-nazi white supremacist teenie girls making lovely folk/rock sounds. Should I laugh or should I cry? My nephew is crazy about lovely singsters but my brother beats us all in crazyness.
"Prussian Blue" is slang for the residue left by the Zyklon-B gas, used in the German Nazi concentration camp gas chambers. Prussian Blue is a the twelve-year-old twins band, combining Catholic schoolgirl outfits, a beer commercial twins theme, sexualized girls and extreme genocidal hatred. Am I awake or am I dreaming or just drunk again?
Why am I blogging this anyway? Because it's so over-the-top extreme. KKK triple squared. Seeing is believing. I knew this stuff was around. But now you can really see and hear it. It's getting under your skin man.
- The Pantzersong is from their 2004 Fragment Of The Future album
- The Ocean of Warriors is from their 2005 The Path We Chose album
- The Hey Hey is from their 2006 For The Fatherland, a mixed 'best of' album
Here is a BBC documentary about these girls for some more insights.
All credits go to Chris for making us aware about these girls.
Enjoy
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Vanessa
Vanessa is intimate with Johnny Depp
Vanessa Paradis is around since her "Joe Le Taxi" song. The split between her teeth makes her so sexy. I guess Rob the Nijs has this strange effect on me too. My nephew provided me with some recent albums of Vanessa.
"Joe Le Taxi" is a seminal song about a taxi driver, Joe, who works in Paris. The song emphasizes the notion that Joe seems to know all of the French capital including the whereabouts of all the little bars, all of the Parisian streets, the Seine, and bridges. The song's lyrics suggest that Joe enjoys drinking rum, has a passion for Latin music and his saxophone, and dreams of going to the Amazon. Spanish-Cuban bandleader Xavier Cugat and Peruvian exotica singer Yma Súmac are also referenced in the lyrics.
Some albums;
- The M&J album is from 1988 and comes in two parts
- Variations Sur Le même t'aime is from 1990 also in two parts
- Vanessa Paradis is a 1992 mix in English
- Her Bliss album is from 2000 and comes in two parts
- Her Divinidylle album is from 2007
Enjoy
Falcon
Humphrey Bogart is Sam Spade in (1941) The Maltese Falcon
The stuff that dreams are made of is another famous quote from Humphrey Bogart (as private dick Sam Spade) in 'the Maltese Falcon film (John Houston', 1941). When you take a carefull look, this film is full of crazy quotes. Some fan posted the full movie on the tube;
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #01/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #02/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #03/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #04/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #05/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #06/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #07/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #08/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #09/10
The Maltese Falcon (1941) #10/10
Actually this is a not-so-great Sam Spade film. The climaxes are in the last 2 parts. The goofy dialogues are the best part;
when you are a good girl,
you will be out in 20 years.
I'll be waiting for you.
Mandinga
The title must give you a first clue. It stands for very sexy latin stuff. The poster & trailer give you the full impression. Don't hunt for the full movie - it's awfull. This is a good old [1976] cheep Italio Sexy Sleazer. The bad news is, this film just didn't made it to the bottom-100. Music is OK by Marcello Giombini
Some critic wrote;
"I found this film humourous and pathetic, it didn't really deal with the real history of slavery it was mostly preoccupied with showing woman's breasts, a lot of frontal nudity, and sex, sex, sex, this was like a low budget, bad badder, baddest acting, very bad acting, badly dubbed cheap pornographic flick. Where did this guy go to film school?. A very bad bad bad imitation of the film 'Mandingo' starring American actor Perry King, and James Mason."
Enjoy
Mikhail B.
Mikhail Baryshnikov is opening the 2009 Holland Festival. He is a great ballet dancer and did many more other performances too.
This clip gives you an impresson of his sexy skills.
Enjoy
Kathleen
(Sorry, this is all Dutch). Kathleen left the K3 group a few months ago but they now got 3000+ applications for a new K. We here are all very exited how she will look.
Here is a recent album with some Super Summer Sings (10 tracks, 40MB.).
- Papa
- Hee-Ja (1000 hete dromen)
- Yippee
Their secret? I think they are completely frank about pre-adolescent (sexy) feelings and fantasies, reaching the harts of both parents and their children. Don't talk cheep of K3 - they are consistent in their message and they have a serious formula. The more I listen to their music, the more I get ...
"in mijn beste frans heb ik toen gezucht ... "
Enjoy
Lais
(Sorry, Dutch again). And now for something completely different (but also great chicks). This is really great stuff.
I only know of one other group of sexy girls doing this type of sings. These chicks are great and their musics is even better.
Lais is from Flandres - Belgium.
There is a UK band, making the same kind of sounds. I'm just addicted to these mad-evil sounds (or is it the girls). Here are another 3 of Lais albums, provided by (WYVM) nephew.
Some pre songs;
- De Reiziger from their 2003 'A La Capella'
- Opzij cover from Herman Van Veen (2004, Duce Victim)
- Marieke cover from Jaques Brel (2004, Duce Victim)
You must be very confident to cover a song
from Semi God Jaques Brel.
Well, these girls are.
Marieke original fom Jaques Brel
Their full albums;
- 2003 A La Capella
- 2004 Douce Victime
- 2009 Lenski
Enjoy
Men
Bob Fosko - Raggende Manne
(Sorry, Dutch again). And now for something completely different. The Raving Men (De Raggende Manne, no Wiki) were a Dutch rock band (1988-1999). Their sport was to make Xtreme Dutch Smutty lyrics. Johnny Rotten was still in Kindergarten.
A band that decides to stop is always a heroic moment. These men still have a small but faithfull group of addict followers.
Ruud obviously did some research (thank you Ruud);
De Raggende Manne was een Nederlandse band, die in 1988 vrij spontaan ontstond naar aanleiding van een jamsessie, waaraan Bob Fosko, Theo Slagter, Anthony Del Monte Lyon en Walter Langdon deelnamen. De VPRO raakte enthousiast over de opnamen van de sessie, en zond het uit, waarmee De Raggende Manne van start waren.
In deze eerste samenstelling werd in eigen beheer de eerste plaat uitgebracht: Vijf Sessies. Al direct volgden echter een aantal wijzigingen in de samenstelling. Langdon werd achtereenvolgens vervangen door George Oostdijk, Michael Peet en tenslotte door Louis ter Burg. Als drummer werd Palli Gudmundsson aangetrokken, als vervanger van Lyon. Na deze wijzigingen was de samenstelling van de band stabiel.
In 1990 werd de band voornamelijk als podiumact bekend, en werden regelmatig optredens verzorgd. Deze duurden nooit langer dan zo'n drie kwartier wegens uitputtingsgevaar voor bandleden en publiek. Fosko's zang en de muziek waren agressief en snel. De slechts zes seconden durende debuutsingle Nee's Niks werd een succes, maar kwam niet in de tipparade omdat volgens de statuten een popnummer minimaal 60 seconden moet duren.
De band brak door toen hij in 1992 bekroond werd met de CJP-Podiumprijs. Het nummer 'Poep in je Hoofd' is gebruikt voor een aflevering van de Lullo's van Jiskefet (culty Dutch TV series).
In 1993 werd bassist Ter Burg vervangen door Dick Schulte Nordholt en het jaar daarop vertrok Theo Slagter. De laatste werd vervangen door Robadope Ro en Arnold Smits, zodat de band tijdelijk een vijftal werd. Ro vertrok een jaar later om zich te storten op zijn eigen projecten.
In de late jaren negentig verminderde het succes van de groep en de drive binnenin de groep ook. In 1999 besloot de groep zichzelf dan ook op te heffen.
De groep liet in een zelfrelativerend persbericht weten: Het publiek was er al jaren klaar mee. De Raggende Manne nu godzijdank ook. Uitgekankerd. De koek is op. De cirkel is rond. Het schip is gezonken. Het clubcircuit en de radio zijn verlost van een groep die altijd op leuke momenten de sfeer weer wist te verzieken. [...]
Here is a 40+ sing mix - the links are from Ruud (thank you again Ruud);
Raggende Manne Mix - part.A.zip
Raggende Manne Nix - part.B.zip
Enjoy
Chix
Making Fun of all the GOP Talibans; [Rush Limbaugh is the funniest of all]
Three years ago these chicks were disqualified as non-patriots for their anti-Bush statements. That was very brave (indeed) in those days, and they were so right after all. This is another little tribute to all the thinking American people.
- Dixie Chicks - Star Spangled Banner
- Woody Guthry - This Land Is Your Land
- Jimi Hendrix - SSB - (Atlanta Pop Festival, April 7th, 1970)
Taking The Long Way is their 2006 album.
It really took them some time ... ever so great chicks.
01. The Long Way Around
02. Easy Silence
03. Not Ready To Make Nice
04. Everybody Knows
05. Bitter End
06. Lullaby
07. Lubbock Or Leave It
08. Silent House
09. Favorite Year
10. Voice Inside My Head
11. I Like It
12. Baby Hold On
13. So Hard
14. I Hope
TYVM HogWild for providing the links
Enjoy
Belge
(Sorry, Dutch / Flamish again). My friend is now in Belgium on a Sunday Business trip. That gives me some time to re-re-blog a few Belgian surprises; their Bruxulles chocolate candies are world-famous. Jaques Brel, Laïs, K3, Adamo, Toots, Rocco are all so great.
- Adamo - Vous Permettez Monsieur
- Adamo - Dolce Paula sounds like Italy
- Toots Tielemans - Blue and Sentimental
- Toots Tielemans - Quíncy Jones; love theme from 'The Getaway'
- Rocco Granata - Noordzeestrand (ik wil hier altijd zijn)
- Rocco Again - Zomersproetjes
[I'm sure my friend likes this last one 'freckles' song]
Super Duper Belgium - Lais doing a Raymond song;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt8uB67oZao&feature=related
Raymond Van Het Groenewoud: twee meisjes
Twee meisjes op het strand
ze lezen modebladen
ze kijken in het rond
ze dromen van een prins
Ze zoeken in hun tas
ze wijzen naar de foto's
ze schudden met hun haar
ze praten met een vriend
Twee meisjes op een plank
gedragen door de golven
het branden van de zon
de wijzers houden op
De dag brengt ouderdom
de nacht brengt vreemde uren
het deken is zo zwaar
een bladzijde slaat om
(c) Raymond van het Groenewoud
Enjoy
Dap
illustation by Fie Westendorp
(Sorry, Dutch again). Dikkertje Dap is the very most ultimate best famous Dutch kiddy song. The original text was by Annie M.G. Schmidt, this great interpretation is by Herman van Veen.
Enjoy
Bikini
itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
I just found some covers of the Bikini song. Actually it was a full album called 'Bikinis and Surfer Girls'. You can imagine me bouncing around the room over here.
- original by Brian Hyland
- a cover by Sha Na Na
- a cover by Bomba Lurina
My player is looping again. I guess you can get addicted to a song.
Enjo
Andre R.
André Léon Marie Nicolas Rieu (1949) is a Dutch violinist, conductor, and composer best known for creating an international revival in waltz music with his "Johann Strauss Orchestra"
I already was somewhat impressed by André's music and his 500 girl band. And then a friend told me of his business; two airplanes and four trucks are permenently on their way to the next show where they stay for a week or so. They have two sets of airplanes and trucks. They are not just on tour, this is their daily business. A ticket is about 150,= Euro, and the public is about 10.000+ each evening.
I have a top-100 from Andre somewhere, but that would be too much. Here are some favorites;
- Super-Waltz (Blue Danube)
- Radeisjes Marsch, also Viennese
- nother walz, Spring Voices
Look at this clip, where Andre is making all the girls crazy with his Italian opera sings (2007, Cortina, Toscane). Boys too, young and old, tears all over.
Some more Andre & his girls are so super duper - clips from the tube;
- Il Silenzio
- same girl, Joseph Haydn, Trumpet Concert, opus 99, great & sexy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zGQm_HvrGU
- Ave Maria
Enjoy
Gert & Hermien
Gert Timmerman (left) and Hermien van der Weide +2003
(Sorry, Dutch again). Not sure why I blog this one, but they have a great history. My mum had an album that drove me crazy as a 14 yo. The first song is about the pigeons in Amsterdam. Then they went jezus freak. And they had three very sexy daughters. This was all about 20 years ago now. Jezus Christ, this is so great old musics;
- Alle Druiven in mijn Darm
- Als de Rozen Bloeien in Atheen
- Brandend Zand
- Olé in Mexico
Enjoy
Twice
Tina is from Denmark
The girl and her song; they just brought me down on my knees. What is a nice girl like you doing on my harddrive. Tina's song triggered this blog. I must post some of her albums sometime. Great jazzy poppy stuff. Some covers of this great song;
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Waylon Jenning
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Bob Dylan
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by The Wonder Who
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Nick Drake
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Tina Dico
Enjoy
Twic
Tina is from Denmark
The girl and her song; they just brought me down on my knees. What is a nice girl like you doing on my harddrive. Tina's song triggered this blog. I must post some of her albums sometime. Great jazzy poppy stuff. Some covers of this great song;
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Waylon Jenning
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Bob Dylan
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by The Wonder Who
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Nick Drake
- 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' by Tina Dico
Enjoy
Dutch
(Sorry, Dutch again). Another super Dutch song from the early 1960's. Heleentje van Capelle was lead singer of 'De Leidse Sleuteltjes', a famous youth choir from the Dutch city of Leiden. They had some stiff competition with the Amsterdam choir 'De Damrakkertjes'.
- The DR's did the 1958 original Dikkertje Dap song.
- Heleentje did the Speeltuin song.
Some pre-war Dutch songs were even better;
- Flip De Fluiter was from The Ramblers (1939)
- De Olieman is from Louis Davids (1937).
He was a great Dutch text wizzard, Louis did some Rap in his days;
- Zomer Telegrammen
Enjoy
Thea
Thea Gilmore is from UK - 1979
Thea Gilmore is born from Irish parents. My nephew picked her by her looks. But she indeed sings some fine folky / poppy musics. Her 2002 'Gutter' double album is one of her best.
- disc-1, song-5, I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine
- disc-2, song-1, Hydrogen
- Thea Gilmore [2002) Songs From The Gutter - disc 1
- Thea Gilmore [2002) Songs From The Gutter - disc 2
Enjoy
Copper
Seminal scene from 'The Big Gundown' (1966)
Copper bullets have some strong macho smell. I posted 'The Great Gundown' before. And the 'Bullet in The Head' is also pretty macho stuff. Here is another great 'bullet' with Lee Van Cleef.
I don't like 4+ GB. DVD's. The 700 MB. movies will usually do for me. This exception is called 'The Return of Sabata' (1971) and provided by Abon User. Very many thanks Abon User. It has some reputation among conny-sewers. It's one of the films included in 'The Fifty Worst Films of All Time (and how they got that way)' by Harry Medved and Randy Lowell.
A critic wrote;
After Yul Brunner became Sabata for Indio Black, Lee Van Cleef reprises his original role in this final entry in the Sabata saga. Unfortunately it's also the lesser one, although probably the most expensive.
I've seen many a nonsensical spaghetti western in my life, but 'Return of Sabata' takes the cake. There's probably some semblance of plot underneath all the twists and turns but one hour in and I was completely lost. No matter, it's still entertaining enough to pass the time. The action scenes are all that matters here, there are plenty of gunfights, goofy acrobatics and explosions. Good production values make it easy on the eyes, the sets, costumes and cinematography are all on pretty high standards to the point where this is probably one of the most expensive spaghetti westerns made, this side of Leone. The humour is mostly silly and flat, the acting is average and I've heard better (and worse) dubbings. Lee Van Cleef's usual charming and charismatic persona is another big plus.
The movie is all about Lee Van Cleef (again).
Eh amigo ... c'è Sabata, hai chiuso!
After unpacking, you should double-click the big .VOB files;
http://rapidshare.com/files/148593774/SABATA.part01.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148593770/SABATA.part02.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148593785/SABATA.part03.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148593809/SABATA.part04.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148605233/SABATA.part05.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148614454/SABATA.part06.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148615843/SABATA.part07.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148616064/SABATA.part08.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148616090/SABATA.part09.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148624451/SABATA.part10.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148632163/SABATA.part11.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148632837/SABATA.part12.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148637140/SABATA.part13.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148637415/SABATA.part14.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148646107/SABATA.part15.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148650508/SABATA.part16.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148654773/SABATA.part17.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148667144/SABATA.part18.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148658710/SABATA.part19.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148667136/SABATA.part20.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148668459/SABATA.part21.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148672095/SABATA.part22.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148676291/SABATA.part23.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148701189/SABATA.part24.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148701184/SABATA.part25.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148701171/SABATA.part26.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148701164/SABATA.part27.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148718380/SABATA.part28.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148718457/SABATA.part29.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148718487/SABATA.part30.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148718560/SABATA.part31.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148718562/SABATA.part32.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148953660/SABATA.part33.rar.html
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http://rapidshare.com/files/148953661/SABATA.part35.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148953661/SABATA.part35.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148953607/SABATA.part36.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148701168/SABATA.part37.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/148593805/SABATA.part38.rar.html
Enjoy
Girls
Just two smashing girls and their even better albums.
- Regina Spektor her 2009 album 'Far' comes in two parts.
- Here is the 'Calculation' track.
- Tina Dico her 2007 album is called 'Count To Ten'.
- Here is the 'Night Cab' track.
All credits go to my nephew for providng these.
Enjoy
Sexy Songs
Marianne Thieme is vey huggable - she is chair of the Dutch 'Party for the Animals'
When cool music is playing, you get some silly thoughts. Here are 32 completely random songs with the S-word in the title. They come in about 2x100MB. 16 tracks on each cd's.
Sexie Sadie from The Beatles is for Marianne.
- Sexy Songs cd1
- Sexy Songs cd2
Enjoy
Teenz
Lynx Vaughan and Lamb Lennon Gaede are from 1992
Picture this. Two neo-nazi white supremacist teenie girls making lovely sounds. Should I laugh or should I cry? My nephew is crazy about lovely singsters but my brother beats us all in crazyness. "Prussian Blue" is slang for the residue left by the Zyklon-B gas, used in the German Nazi concentration camp gas chambers. Prussian Blue is a the twelve-year-old twins band, combining Catholic schoolgirl outfits, a beer commercial twins theme, sexualized girls and extreme genocidal hatred. Am I awake or am I dreaming or just drunk again?
Why am I blogging this anyway? Because it's so over-the-top extreme. Seeing is believing. I knew this stuff was around. But now you can really see and hear it. It's getting under your skin man.
- The Pantzersong is from their 2004 Fragment Of The Future album
- The Ocean of Warriors is from their 2005 The Path We Chose album
- The Hey Hey is from their 2006 For The Fatherland mix album
Enjoy
Stacy
r/Kyoko Fukada has nothing to do with this blog
Young schoolgirls are misteriously dropping dead. They wake up as zombies - and are called Stacies. The crazy scientist has figured out that the zombie girls must be chopped in pieces. The Rekill Squads get their new chainsaw gear. You dig? Another fine cinematic moment in J-Gore. And it also has a love story in it. This movie made my weekend. It seems to go out of it's way to not take itself seriously and appears to be more of a self-parodying tribute to the zombie genre itself.
Another of those creazy gory splatter fantasy Japanese movies. This one is from famous director Naoyuki Tomomatsu
Name - Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies
Time - 1:19:39
Size - 730mb
a movie trailer
the chainsaw commercial
the full .avi is 730mb
The .SRT file must be in the same folder as the .AVI file for the English sub-titles to work.
All credits go to the original uploader.
Take a six-pack and lean backward.
Tom
There is another Tom Waits freak out there where I got this 1974 KPFK Live Radio in LA album from. Tom is a USA poet and singer. He is so great because he has no label [and because of his stuff].
- Drunk On The Moon is a very Tom song
- Diamonds On My Windsheild is a no-music poem
Enjoy
Sounds
I blogged Maria Sharapova four times before. Just because female tennis can be so sexy. No deeper thoughts on this side. And then there was Wimbledon, and a lot of words about noisy girls, and then there was Argentinian chick De Brito.
The funniest part is that she did a 109 Decibel, compared to the 110 Decibel of a jet fighter. To make a short story long, this is a must see; De Brito vs. Sharapova in a very noisy game - so great.
An interview with Michelle Larcher De Brito
Enjoy