Thursday, May 7, 2009

Style



The movie poster and the trailer (in combination) is fair enough to enjoy many a B-movie. And with some witty 1-page critic, you get a the full-impact impression of the movie. That looks so much more effiecient than Fast-Forwarding through 70-90 minutes of incomprehensible crap.

"This mega cheapo budget film has all of the plot devices of 'The Godfather' and none of the acting, directing, writing, cinematography, special effects, choreography, camera work, or general feeling. I haven't seen the 'Plan 9 From Outer Space' but this easily has to compete with it, for worst acting. Every word, every line sounds as forced out as every line in 'Pink Flamingos'. Getting the actors to time their movements even was disaster. This movie also has the distinguishment of being one of the most racially challenged movies ever. The only black man in the film is called SUPER SPOOK. Super Spook is actually crusified. The Italian American community is portrayed as dumb mob hoods who revel in Spaghetti. The movies mob bosses are weaklings who forgive having relatives killed and body parts cut off. The only worth in watching this, is knowing you could easily do a better job. How bad is the writing? When a mob boss is kidnapped his finger his cut off and mailed home with a ransom note, a friend upon reading the note and seeing the thumb utters the stupid line 'That's Chucky's thumb all right, I've seen it on him a million times'. Give this movie a three out of ten, for hilarious stupidity and a wacked out soundtrack."

The movie is 7+ rated, it looks pretty rare, hilarious, maybe culty and a big laugh for sure. So I give you the links to the full movie. All credits go to the original uploader. The movie comes in about 8x100MB.parts;

Massacre Maffia Style part1.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part2.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part3.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part4.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part5.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part6.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part7.rar
Massacre Maffia Style part8.rar

Enjoy

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