Gold

I just read this story again a few days ago. The battle at Kortrijk in July, 1302 [Gulden Sporen Slag] was pretty much defining for the Dutch Belgian [Flemisch] national identity.

A low-class all-foot mob [konijnen vol met boter] outperformed the French army, loaded with the best horse-mounted knights available at the time. Only knights were allowed to carry golden spurs.

The Belgians were not very chivalrous [uncommon in these times] and butchered about the whole French elite including their horses. The day after they collected the golden spurs from the battlefield.

The event is legendary and heroic and a major chapter in military history. Here is the full story.

Jacques Brel [1929-1978] was from Belgium. He was not bothered by French or Dutch language.

Susan

Susan Larson as Cleopatra (by Händel) - who said opera is not sexy

It must have been almost a year ago now that I read about opera's, performed in Sydney or New York and projected in live widescreen format in an Amsterdam Cinema. I'm not sure if this ever happened, but it sounds like a great idea.

And then I could watch lovely Danielle De Niese in about three times her size ... ;)

Apple

Christina Applegate, 1971

The series was great and Christina was even better. She just hit my browser again this weekend. When you cut of both of your tits as a sexy woman, you deserve all the respect in the world. I was so impressed - Go Go Christina.

Here is just one of her many clips from the tube. The song is from Madonna but the voice sounds like Cyndi Lauper.

Enjoy

Al Hambra

Patio Arrayanes, The Alhambra Courtyard

Did I ever told you I was in The Alhambra Palace in Granada, Spain, many years ago. It was built by North African people. The buildings and gardens are so great. And yes, it reminds me of this special mix of flamenco, bullfights and harems full of belly dancing beauties.

- Manitas de Plata is a great Spanish guitar player. This sounds like a tribute to Santa Maria.
- Lebanese, Arab, North African, not sure but a great cover from Alabína
- A song from "Best Belly Dances" HOT
- Ron & Orchestra is doing a Belly Dance - also great

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Nun

Nunsploitation is a kinky sub-genre in pron movies. This genre had it's climax into the 1970's from notorious catholic countries like Italy or Spain. The directors were "anti-esteblishment-extremists", also well known as the "Sultans-of-Sleaze".

But when the movie comes from Japan, it is super-kink. Christians [catholics] were very much restricted in 17th century Japan and they were in the cellars of society.

Here is a recent Japanese movie. Notice all the great production efforts that the Japanese crew made.

Some critic wrote:
"This is only the second film I have seen by Masaru Konuma, so I have no idea of whether or not it is one of his best. It was certainly better than XX: Utsukushiki karyuudo (Beautiful Hunter). One goes into a nunsploitation film expecting a good bit of nun-sex, and there was some in the beginning, including a rape by the rector, and one nun on nun incident, but that wasn't what this movie was all about. It was a story of revenge, and double crossing - maybe even triple-crossing. Runa was out to get back at her fiancé and sister for an act of betrayal. She managed an elaborate con to do it. In the middle, sis is doing a bit of conning of her own that results in a huge payback by the men she duped. Those doing the conning with Runa get conned in the end in a delicious twist that has you rooting. As to the sex, I can imagine there is another film out there called "Cloistered Nun: Runa's Obsession," as the sex was just short of XXX. It just seems that judicious editing was made to a porn film. Nun-sex, lesbian sex, rape, and gang bangs, and an unusual form of Japanese calligraphy: this film has it all, but it had a great story, too."

Japanese Nun Film - part.1
Japanese Nun Film - part.2
Japanese Nun Film - part.3
Japanese Nun Film - part.4
Japanese Nun Film - part.5
Japanese Nun Film - English Subtitles

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Geert

Hannah, Arabic nightclub at Darbucka, photo by Nicholas Simms [thanks Nick]

This blog is not about politics, there are zillions of those. I just couldn't resist to share some Islam culture with you [yes, belly dancing again]. This blog is for Geert Wilders. He is an Islamophobic, now in the Dutch Parliament with a not-so-democratic-party. I don't like this guy.

Now let's quickly switch to the tube for the 2008 Wold Championships
[who said muslims were not sexy];
- Double dance
- Leila is great
- Zurna is Turkish
- And The Winner Is ...

Enjoy

Cry

Crying Girl [1942] - Roy Lichtenstein

I never blogged Roy Lichtenstein [1923-1997] before, because I can't get many songs or tubes from this guy. He just popped up in my browser this weekend. This is just a little tribute to this great American artist.

A whopping, live & long version of Janis Joplin's Cry Baby.

Enjoy

Stephan

Stephan Hawking [1942]

The sad news just reached me that Stephan Hawking quits his job at Cambridge. He is one of my heroes. But I'm not surprised, looking at his condition. I have his "History of Time" - so great and clear brains.

All my best whishes for you Stephan.

Moon

Moon Bloodgood = bloedje goed

I just like her looks and her story. Especially the "stripper" part and her #99 on Maxim's Hot-Top-100 in 2005. I once saw a docu about adult artists [some had little children] who were cris-crossing the country from bar to bar - no fun at all - just crossed my mind.

Moon Bloodgood has had quite the career thus far. She started off as an Lakers girl, landed a role as a stripper in CSI (she was credited in the episode as "Stripper"), and then suddenly she was starring in two major, albeit short-lived, USA television shows, Day Break and Journeyman. She’ll act like a total manly bitch in this movie and then she’ll sacrifice herself to save the rest of her crew.

I'm not in the habit of making predictions, but now I'm willing to put my cock on the block, this girl is on the brink of cultyness. Moon has Asian roots. Here is a multi-part Asian docu from the tube [watched about 150/200 times ... wow, we are early Moonies]

Moon docu - part.1
Moon docu - part.2
Moon docu - part.3
Moon docu - part.4
Moon docu - part.5

When I'm not miss-taken, she plays a part in the 2009 Terminator 4 movie. Welcome back Arnold.

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Jess

Jess Franco and his muse Lina Romay (as Aminda), they later got married in real live

Erwin C. Dietrich presents ... [that's the Swiss producer who believed in this guy]. I blogged Jess Franco before because he is one of the greatest Sultans-Of-Sleaze. He made about a zillion or so movies and he still is going strong. This looks like an early one, also solidly rated in the bottom half of the scale.

Die Sklavinnen, 1977, Rating: 3.0/10, Runtime: 73:00min., Language: German (English hardsubs), Country: Switzerland, Imdb link, Director: Jess Franco, Cast: Lina Romay, Martine Stedil, Vítor Mendes, Esther Moser, Peggy Markoff, Aida Vargas.

A lascivious princess is sent to prison for kidnapping and torturing nubile, young women. But that's only the beginning of her troubles. A man helps her to escape, only to turn on her after the escape, claiming she kidnapped his daughter.

Die Sklavinnen - part.1.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.2.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.3.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.4.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.5.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.66rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.7.rar
Die Sklavinnen - part.8.rar

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Kira

Yes, I know, this is a repost; Shakira from the Playboy

We [shit] have to wait untill next year for her next album. She was very brief in the end of the Cyndi Lauper clip.

I don't know what drove me to this blog, but our Dutch princess is from Argentina and I just like Latina's.

Shakira is my chick. She is from Colombia, she has Lebanese roots and a Masters Degree in belly-dancing. She is a great woman and performer and a philanthropist. Say no more - say no more.

After her 2005 Oral Fixation [part.1] and [part.2] there was a 2007 "Best Of" album called Pure Intuition.

Here Shakira is showing her belly-skills in a Dubai show.

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Prisoner

Patrick McGoohan as Nr.6 (from MI6?)

Oh yeah, this very British TV series gave me the creeps in 1967. All 17 episodes were just released on DVD and dubbed "culty" in my newspaper. I think I'm going to buy it. The story is about a secret agent who angrily quits his job and gets gassed while packing. He wakes up in "The Village" where the funny people live. They have no names, only numbers. They are the prisoners of "The Man" an anonymous totalitarian terror who tortures them with alcohol-free wodka.

Despite the sunny resort, the tone is black, rebellious, paranoid. It looks like a bad LSD trip. There's even a reference to Timothy Leary. The series was co-produced by Patrick McGoohan and it is loaded with many layers of meaning. Try to get some footage - strongly recomended. Here is the intro clip from the tube. Here is a 50:00min. American documentary with all the insights.

The Prisoner documentary - part 1.
The Prisoner documentary - part 2.
The Prisoner documentary - part 3.
The Prisoner documentary - part 4.
The Prisoner documentary - part 5.

It even has the 1967 "All You Need Is Love" song in it; yeah, yeah, yeah.

Enjoy

PJ

PJ Harvey in concert, 2004, credits to Wikipedia

I'm (not) sure why I'm blogging this guy again. It must be this sick Christmas song. He did this 2005 album [A Flowerdance] with some of his friends - Bruce Springsteen, Nick Cave, Kylie Minogue, Anita Lane, PJ Harvey and more.

Here is the 2007 White Chalk album from PJ Harvey.

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Cyndi

Cyndi Lauper [1953] - as sexy as ever

I blogged Cyndi Lauper before, because she is just great. She started performing again a few years ago and she is as sexy as ever. Early November she is in Amsterdam and I already have the tickets.

Here is the 2005 Avalon version with Ani DiFranco and Vivian Green. Great song, great sisters.

Her 2008 "Bring Ya To The Brink" dance album was not very well received - I agree. Her 2005 "The Body Acoustic" [125MB.] is so great all Cyndi. Here is the first track Money Changes Everything.

Here is a nice 2006 performance from the tube; "Time After Time" from her Body Acoustic album.

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Lange

Ilse in concert, 2007, thanks Jaap

Ilse de Lange [Ilse DeLange] is a Dutch country-pop-rock singer and songwriter. She's about 10 years in the business now and has gained some international reputation. All her albums were platinum in the Netherlands.
Here is her latest "Incredible" album from 2008 with the title song here.
Some of her older albums;
- World of Hurt - 1998
- Great Escape - 2006

Her Great Escape song at the Parkpop festival, The Hague, The Netherlands, 2006

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Holo

I posted the movie and the soundtrack before. And then there comes along this one hour the-making-of docu. I'm sure you can understand my warm feelings. All credits go to my iPal for providing the links.

This movie from 1980 caused worldwide shocks. The Italian director was even arrested and forced to reveal his special effects. No need to tell you that the movie was banned in several countries.

The movie comes in about 7x80=560MB. / 60:00min.
the making of part.1.rar
the making of part.2.rar
the making of part.3.rar
the making of part.4.rar
the making of part.5.rar
the making of part.6.rar
the making of part.7.rar
the making of English subtitles

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Again

Lena Katina left, Yulia Volkova right

Again the Russian Tatu electro/disco lezbian chicks with their latest album. I blogged them a few times before because my nephew is poking me all the time (the one that picks his singers by their looks) and btw because they are hot girls.

This 2008 album has some old and some new songs. Some in English, mostly in Russian. It sounds "exactly" the same as their previous albums. I mean the girls are not very well developing their act. They are probably cashing in on their lezbian image - although Yulia has a daughter. This is probably the last blog of these sexy sisters - until they come up with something better.

Here is their recent "Vesyolye Ulybki" album from 2008 [about 90MB.]
Here is the Intro track of this album
Here is the third track "You and I" of this album

Enjoy

Yummy

opening the skull

This is a USA army training film made in 1961, providing basic instruction on how to properly conduct an autopsy. It's always nice to see things done "properly". A word of WARNING for the faint-of-heart; this film shows a real autopsy from start to finish. As far as collectables go, it just doesn't get much better than this.

[About 6x90=540MB. / 50:00min.]
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.001
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.002
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.003
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.004
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.005
Basic Autopsy Procedure - part.006

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Andy

intense kissing

When you like collectables, this one is for you. It should be an original Andy Warhol movie. It shows boys and girls in intense kissing. Andy was known to run around with his super-8 movie camera (and that is the quality that you can expect). You have to be pretty cool to watch the whole movie, so you better do your Yoga exercises first.

You have to Right-click + Save-As to get this .avi on your hardware - 420MB./55:00min.

Enjoy

Stanley

Alex and his droogs in the Korova Milk Bar

Whenever I stumble upon a Stanley Kubrick movie, I try to post it on this blog. He made so many top movies. I posted his Paths of Glory [1957] and his 2001 Space Odyssee [1968] before.

This blog is about A Clockwork Orange [1971]. It was
on my radar before, because this is a masterpiece that made me drip (cinematographicaly speaking) when I saw it for the first time (and it still does).

I'm not going to spend many words on this movie (it will take me p/ages), you can just Google or Wiki the details when you're interested in this movie/director. Some critc wrote;

"Stanely Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange" is one of the first movies that proved that cinema can be the most enlightening and amazing art form around. Movies have always been a true love for me, but it wasn't until this film challenged me that I fell deeply in love. The first viewing left me speechless, unable to describe how weird and terrible I felt. I thought it was the film that left me in this mood, so of course that was the easy target to blame. It was just a bad movie, overrated and stupid and a waste of time. But upon further thought, I realised the film did exactly what it was supposed to. It showed how the world can be a weird and horrible place, and how this young man who goes around torturing people and being a wicked person ultimately doesn't have to pay for what he does. And it's funny too. So this film brilliantly satirises this world, showcasing pure evil and people who ordinarily do not perform such evil are forced to laugh and observe what we all hate to admit is the truth. It's sick, but at the same time brilliant. And when one gets down to the core, you can't really explain it. It just is what it is. It's real. No one really sees it very often, but it is out there and everyone knows. And no one does anything about it. In essence, "A Clockwork Orange" is the ultimate satire, and one of the ultimate film experiences. It's art, it's life, and in a funky way, it's entertaining."

Here's the full movie - Rightclick + Save As - and download it to your HD. It takes some time - about 650MB./136min. in one .avi file.

The move is full of and maybe also about Beethoven. Here is the Für Elise track. Beethoven never had a woman - Elise seemed to be his only and failed love - very appropriate for the movie.

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Band

Blaskapelle Maisach, Bavaria, Germany

The "Blaskapelle" is the "Brass Band" version of many German speaking countries and the music is not very bad too (on the Oktober Feast). Both have patriotic backgrounds but the Germans look more folkish than military.
Here are just a few samples of this joyfull music.
- Blaskapelle Makos, Burgenländer Musikantenmarsch
- Blaskapelle Bruckmahl, Florentiner Marsch
- Schweizer Blaskapelle, Gruss an Thueringen

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Parade

North Korean military parade

I must have blogged this item some time before because it just grabbed me by the balls. And [coincidence?] I just read in my newspaper that the North-Koreans are the best in the world with China on a solid second place.

You can look at it from a geo-polical point of view, but here I'm asking your attention for the plain arty dimension of these performances. No need to say that these efforts have something to do with patriotic pride, that these countries obviously seem to need.

- This is the 9:00 min. military parade for the 70th anniversary of the North Korean army [from the tube]

- And here is a 9:00 minute Chinese military celebration [from the tube]

Both clips are of course state-directed official propaganda, but no country never comes near this hypnotizing level of perfection.

Enjoy

Ahmed

Ahmed Abutaleb, mayor of Rotterdam

It was fixed just before this weekend - we now have a mayor of Marocan descent for Europe's largest port. I know this great guy when he was still in the Amsterdam council and then got into the national government.

It took me about 24 hours to read some comments. So, what's the big deal, Giuliani was from Italtian descent and he just did his job? This must be a typical case of Euro Islamophobiacration.

I think this is a great and memorable event. All my best whishes for you, Ahmed.

Anouk

Anouk in concert, Gelredome, 2006

Without doubt Anouk can be considered as one of Holland's best female rock singers and songwriters of the last decade. She is pretty much ignored in the mainstream cultural press, so I kinda missed her. Here is a concert to make it up.
Anouk Live at the Gelredome, Arnhem, Netherlands in 2006;
- The third song from the first CD is One Word
- The first CD Anouk is Alive
- The third song from the second CD is Jerusalem
- The second CD Anouk is Alive

Enjoy

Stalling

KT Tunstall in concert

I'm not a good student of modern Scottisch music [but I like their bagpipes] - so most of the artists and albums all sound alike to me. The same goes for Metal, Jazz, Indie, Folk, World and all types of new music that I don't dig into. But sometimes a little diamond comes along.

Here is a recent 30 min. live concert from KT at this years Glastonbury Festival.

KT's previous albums are also great to listen to;
- Eye to the Telescope [2004-2006]
- Acoustic Extravaganza [2006]
- Drastic Fantastic [2007]
- Have Yourself a Very KT Christmas [2007]

All credits go to my Nephew for supporting me in this huge effort and for providing us with some great other content.

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Face

When you're a porn addict you must know this series. They look pretty sincere but are probably very much directed. I'm not sure this qualifies for female friendly sex but I sure like this solo clip - one of the best in the series.

Focus on her ass and face - she's so cute. The best part of this clip is that you can't read her mind. So you can make any fantasy for yourself.

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Paris

Why - for God's sake - am I blogging this good-for-nothing slut. She is [very well marketed as] a dumb blond and she's not a great fuck either. There are some [bad] reasons for this desperate action.

• She seems to do nothing interesting or productive whatsoever and still earns a living. Oops, she made a movie, that hit the bottom-10 IMDB list in the first week with an overwhelming number of votes. And that is an achievement on its own to make Paris my heroin.


• At last she has some decent clothes in the picture above. Maybe she just returned from Europe.


• And then she was kinda miss/used by the McCain people and made a video response that didn't look too stupid [I'm an Obama guy]. Some media morons even called it "intelligent". So I thought "Hey".


• Then there was this story in my newspaper about a Paris docu. She is actually a shy girl, marketed as a dumb-blond by a team of highly paid professionals. I haven't seen the docu yet but she seems to be pretty normal in an intimate surrounding, so I thought "Hey" again.

Does it really matter who becomes the veep? Dick was a great guy. But normally we get some jokers like Dan or Sarah. I would go for Paris.

Maybe I'm just an old grumpy hippy, but it gives you so much great stuff to think about.

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Lang

Inger Nilsson [1959] is Pippi

I have hesitated for many years. But now I'm letting you in to my very deepest fantasy. She is about my age and I was just stoned in love when I saw her for the first time [still am].

I must have been 12 or 14 when I got bad marks in school, started to smoke and drink and developed this other bad habit. The story goes, that her movies are now banned in several countries because of so-called child-pron associations.

I'm posting this stuff to document my feelings about the shift from "naughty" to "criminal" youth culture. It just made me think what has happened in all these years.

- The title song of her TV movies (in Dutch)
- Rob de Nijs has a crush on her too (in Dutch)
- Just a lovely clip from the tube (German)
- and another one

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Beer

Mizen Head, Ireland - a great place for your hangover

In October we should pay some special attention to beer.
There is of course the famous Oktober Fest in southern Germany and in the Netherlands we have the Bockbier season. I just got an invitation from PW and his brewer club.

Here are just a few Irish drink songs [they are the best];
- Fuck You, I'm Drunk
- Beer Beer Beer
- Seven Drunken Nights

Have a great weekend - but don't drink drive

Italy

I blogged Laura Pausini some time before - but my iPal keeps poking me with some of her old/new albums, so I had to make this blog. To me, she's just white noise in my pizzeria. I made a deal; I will post this stuff when I can tell some more interesting things about Italy.

He is a senior adolescent [just like me] and he picks his music by the looks of the girls [not like me]. Ah, well, here is Laura's latest 2008 album Entre El Principio Y El Fin with compliments from Italy. And this is the first Iguale a Lei track; so super pizzeria shit.

I'm completely desperate - and I only see three options;
- killing my iPal (but that leaves me without the crazy inputs)
- killing Laura (but I rather like to see her gang bang'ed)
- looking for a new pizzeria (that's probably playing the same shit)

Silvio Berlusconi is a local media mogul and again prime minister of Italy. There are a lot of shady stories about this guy. I think we all love him - secretly. Here is a "revealing" docu from the tube about this little rat [that makes you think twice about Laura].
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part1
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part2
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part3
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part4
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part5
the Silvio Berlusconi Rat docu from the Tube - part6

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Chess

Alexandra Kosteniuk is Wolrd Champion in Women Chess

You must have noticed the recent baby-fication of high-arts and female-sports. Female tennis has almost matured into soft-porn.

This item was in my newspaper last week, about the World Champion in Female Chess. She must be an Einstein-type-of-Girl but she doesn't avoid a hot fuck. She is a 24 yo. married Russian chick and has a 1 yo. daughter and she poses for Glossy Magazines because she wants to promote chess as a sexy sport. I'm sure she will suck-seed in that.

I just love this energetic girl (and her story) because I was a café chess player myself - a long time ago. Alexandra has a home page

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Three More

I blogged Traci Lords before because of her sexy movies, her amazing story and her great personality [in that order]. As a senior-adolescent some red lamps were ringing, when I found these new movies. I'm not sure if they are rare/new but as a frantic TL collector, the movies were new to me and of good quality.

These look like three of her earlier movies, where she plays a major role. French productions but English spoken. Not just plain-pumping-pron; these productions have some extra spice for location and story.

some preview pictures for this movie
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part1.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part2.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part3.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part3.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part3.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part3.rar
La Toute Premiere Fois (The Very First Time)-part3.rar

some preview pictures for this movie
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar
Irresistible Sirene-part1.rar

some preview pictures for this movie
Initiatrice-part1.rar
Initiatrice-part2.rar
Initiatrice-part3.rar
Initiatrice-part4.rar
Initiatrice-part5.rar
Initiatrice-part6.rar
Initiatrice-part7.rar

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Nabakov

Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov's is an American / Russian writer. His Lolita novel from 1955 is most widely known and frequently cited as his most important work, showing attention for intricate word-play and descriptive details. Because I don't read many books, I must go for the movies that were made after this novel. And it just so happened that I found two very nice specimens. I guess you know the theme - an early adult girl un/intentionally seduces an older man, they have a click and a forbidden love affair. The movies are a feast of laughter and tears.

This is the iconic American version with [great UK actor] Jeremy Irons as Humbert and Melanie Griffith as Charlotte. And, yes, the OST is by Ennio Morricone.
The parts are about 100MB. each
All credits to the original poster
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part1.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part2.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part3.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part4.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part5.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part6.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part7.rar
Lolita-Jeremy-Irons-part8.rar



This is an unknown Russian version [no subtitles] and it has about the same story-line and some of the same scenes, so it looks like another Nabakov interpretation. This version is much more explicit with full-frontal-nudity and some explicit sex.
The story is pretty simple. A good looking guy goes for a summer holiday to a bed-and-breakfast location in the middle of Siberia. He gets close with the mum and her teenage daughter. He fucks the mum. The lolita daughter has some emerging feelings too. She has picked up some great seducing skills (only God knows from where). He resists but in the end he gets fucked by the lolita and she offers her virginity to him - some blood is shown.
The parts are about 100MB. each
All credits to the original poster
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar
Russian Lolita-part1.rar

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